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Things to do in the office when you're really bored:

1) Choreograph a routine to a song, and then never use it because you are afraid to dance in your performances.
2) Paint your face up as if you are in a show.
3) Dance around said office coffee cup in hand singing Adam Lambert's "For Your Entertainment"
4) Set up the karaoke machine one of the GTA's brought for her class in your office and brush up on Adele's Someone Like You and Lady Antebellum's Need You Now.
5) Watch youtube tutorial on "how to shuffle"
6) Chalk up not being able to shuffle to being "too old"
7) Attempt to shuffle on your way to the loo, realize everyone can see you and shrug it off.
8) Run back to your office from the loo at a dead sprint, stop at the door compose yourself, look around and exlplain it simply by saying "Forrest, Forrest Gump."
9) Pick up the heaviest book you can find and start doing bicep curls, and tricep presses and shoulder presses with it.
10) Draw two carnival tickets on the bicep of one arm and a smoking revolver on the other and walk out telling the GTA's you have "permanent tickets to the gun show"