TWO TICKETS TO THE STORY OF MY LIFE, PLEASE
My beloved Molly was standing next to me when I said this to the young black ticket seller at the cineplex. She looked up and smiled, "The 40-Year Old Virgin?"
"Yes, please."
I must say that this movie is very funny. Molly and I laughed out loud at many things in it. Sweet raunch. Stubborn morning wood. Filmed in Keener-vision. Fuck the Wedding Crashers, this movie is a legitimate sex comedy. And we are all due for a legitimate sex comedy these days.
Molly threw me a birthday party this weekend. I cooked out (lighting the coals in a torrential thunderstorm) for a dozen or so in our new home. Molly was lovely and funny with my friends. A gift of quiche for the morning after, after lovingly cleaning the bedroom floor of puke. "I tried to wake you, I said, 'Shuggie, I'm not doing good.'"
I was sorry for not waking up.
I repaid her with a spectacular Bloomsday Special Shiatzu and a hearty, well-positioned bang that may have given her a squirt.
My beloved Molly was standing next to me when I said this to the young black ticket seller at the cineplex. She looked up and smiled, "The 40-Year Old Virgin?"
"Yes, please."
I must say that this movie is very funny. Molly and I laughed out loud at many things in it. Sweet raunch. Stubborn morning wood. Filmed in Keener-vision. Fuck the Wedding Crashers, this movie is a legitimate sex comedy. And we are all due for a legitimate sex comedy these days.
Molly threw me a birthday party this weekend. I cooked out (lighting the coals in a torrential thunderstorm) for a dozen or so in our new home. Molly was lovely and funny with my friends. A gift of quiche for the morning after, after lovingly cleaning the bedroom floor of puke. "I tried to wake you, I said, 'Shuggie, I'm not doing good.'"
I was sorry for not waking up.
I repaid her with a spectacular Bloomsday Special Shiatzu and a hearty, well-positioned bang that may have given her a squirt.