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Cleveland, OH

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Saturday Aug 21, 2004

Aug 21, 2004
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EASTERN TO MOUNTAIN
THIRD PARTY CALL
THE LINES ARE DOWN
THE WISE MAN BUILDS HIS WORDS UPON THE ROCKS BUT I'M NOT BOUND TO FOLLOW SUIT.

I found a newborn kitten, alone and screaming, near my garbage cans. I've been feeding it some emergency kitten milk with a Visine bottle. I have plenty of Visine bottles lying around. I have bathed it several times, blown it dry, given kitty shiatzus, stimulated its butthole to make it poop, and this morning, I exhaled into its nose while brushing against its whiskas with my upper lip. It goes into cat trances. I have become its mom. Molly alternates between irrational panic about its well-being and devious torment of the little fucker. Names have included: Thingy, Napoleon, Hancock (the Pussycat), Godot, Phelps, Lamont, Shitbag, and Lil' Sniff.
I will not keep this cat. I will nurse it, snuggle it, poop it, massage it to good health, then give the fucker away. I'm allergic and so is Molly. We will send it into this sick, demented slaughterhouse of a world prepared. miao!!
ayurvedium:
we have never been good at giving up found kittens.

and my wife's name is molly, too.

so this is why i sent you a friend request thingy.

besides, i gotta find out when and if you get the other nipple pierced! (film at 11?)

xoxox
Aug 22, 2004

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