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A Bloomsday Special Feature: Freudian Duranalysis

Arcadia -- Goodbye is Forever

So my buddy and I get all dolled up and go to this surrealistic alchemically-themed amusement park with screwy clocks and calendars and we ride this rollercoaster funhouse thing until we jump off it and land in this satiny bed together and suddenly, I'm tethered to a spinning clock while a MASSIVE PENDULUM swings above me. And then my buddy is tethered to that MASSIVE PENDULUM and then we're back on the ride and mechanical hands smear his makeup and then fix it and we ride the ride until it drops us off on the set of Waiting for Godot.



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