THE PLAN:
1) Cheney resigns (health problems)
2) Bush appoints McCain as V.P.
3) House impeaches Bush
4) Bush resigns
5) McCain becomes President, pardons Bush, et al.
6) 2008: McCain v. Clinton
7) McClain wins, Dems keep Congress
8) We bury the 20th Century, face down in the dirt
9) The 21st Century begins
"Run a carbon black test on my jaw and you will find it's all been said before..." Stipe
1) Cheney resigns (health problems)
2) Bush appoints McCain as V.P.
3) House impeaches Bush
4) Bush resigns
5) McCain becomes President, pardons Bush, et al.
6) 2008: McCain v. Clinton
7) McClain wins, Dems keep Congress
8) We bury the 20th Century, face down in the dirt
9) The 21st Century begins
"Run a carbon black test on my jaw and you will find it's all been said before..." Stipe