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Monday Apr 17, 2006

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AN EASTER JOKE


A client walks into his psychiatrist's office around Easter time, and sits down and begins his session. The psychiatrist offers him a large chocolate bunny and encourages the guy to enjoy it.

Afterward, the psychiatrist says, "Now, that chocolate bunny I gave you was actually a test. I wanted to see what part of the bunny you would eat first. That will tell me much about your problems. For example, if someone bites the ears off first, that might suggest an oral fixation with O/C behaviors and Freudian analysis might be an appropriate treatment methodology. If someone bites off the tail first, that might suggest anal-retentive and passive/aggressive attitudes for which Jungian archtypes and transactional analysis might be appropriate."

"I see," says the client. "So tell me, doctor. What does it mean when you bite the eyes out first while screaming, 'STOP STARING AT ME!!'?"

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