Login
Forgot Password?

OR

Login with Google Login with Twitter Login with Facebook
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • SuicideGirls
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
Vital Stats

bloomsday

Cleveland, OH

Member Since 2004

Followers 0 Following 8

  • Everything
  • Photos
  • Video
  • Blogs
  • Groups
  • From Others

Monday Apr 17, 2006

Apr 16, 2006
0
  • Facebook
  • Tweet
  • Email
AN EASTER JOKE


A client walks into his psychiatrist's office around Easter time, and sits down and begins his session. The psychiatrist offers him a large chocolate bunny and encourages the guy to enjoy it.

Afterward, the psychiatrist says, "Now, that chocolate bunny I gave you was actually a test. I wanted to see what part of the bunny you would eat first. That will tell me much about your problems. For example, if someone bites the ears off first, that might suggest an oral fixation with O/C behaviors and Freudian analysis might be an appropriate treatment methodology. If someone bites off the tail first, that might suggest anal-retentive and passive/aggressive attitudes for which Jungian archtypes and transactional analysis might be appropriate."

"I see," says the client. "So tell me, doctor. What does it mean when you bite the eyes out first while screaming, 'STOP STARING AT ME!!'?"

More Blogs

  • 10.18.07
    0

    Thursday Oct 18, 2007

    Rust Belt Epiphany The pacifists from Pittsburg came into town one…
  • 10.02.07
    0

    Tuesday Oct 02, 2007

    Strange But True Story #2 (The Day I Dialed 911) In college (Ameri…
  • 10.01.07
    0

    Monday Oct 01, 2007

    Strange But True Story #1 I had been out of law school for a coupl…
  • 09.10.07
    0

    Monday Sep 10, 2007

    Thump, thump, drag. Thump, thump, drag. It was the punchline to a…
  • 06.15.07
    0

    Saturday Jun 16, 2007

    Here begins the tale of Amonymous Bloomsday, discovered among garbage…
  • 02.27.07
    0

    Wednesday Feb 28, 2007

    The Exculpatory Evidence Machine I have often thought of the crim…
  • 02.01.07
    0

    Friday Feb 02, 2007

    A Childhood Anectdote: Like Machiavelli, I learned my political le…
  • 01.17.07
    1

    Thursday Jan 18, 2007

    MEMORY AND RICE I purged your cache in Scotland To keep you runni…
  • 12.13.06
    2

    Thursday Dec 14, 2006

    Prevent Despair (On the Inauguration of Our New Offices) 'tis bet…
  • 11.29.06
    0

    Wednesday Nov 29, 2006

    THE MONSTERS ARE DUE ON MAPLE STREET There's an episode of the old T…

We at SuicideGirls have been celebrating alternative pin-up girls for:

23
years
9
months
26
days
  • 5,509,826 fans
  • 41,393 fans
  • 10,327,617 followers
  • 4,593 SuicideGirls
  • 1,117,432 followers
  • 14,931,695 photos
  • 321,315 followers
  • 61,420,831 comments
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
  • Help
  • About
  • Press
  • LIVE

Legal/Tos | DMCA | Privacy Policy | 18 U.S.C. 2257 Record-Keeping Requirements Compliance Statement | Contact Us | Vendo Payment Support
©SuicideGirls 2001-2025

Press enter to search
Fast Hi-res

Click here to join & see it all...

Crop your photo