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Saturday Jan 07, 2006

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Hello My Love:

Three Gatherings and a Herd of Squirrels

We celebrated correctly this year, with a modestly decorated tree, liquor soaked bundt cake, bj's in pj's, four pork tenderloins with sauer and dumplings, laser-leveled picture frames and good times on hardwood floors in freshly painted rooms with friends and family. Those pine-scented candles were DEE-LICIOSO.

At 9:00 am on New Year's Day, I was ignored by a herd of squirrels in the snow-coated river valley. The fuckers ran right past me, like rats in Ben, chirping and cawing like seagulls.

As we emerge from the Pottery Barn catalogue, and step into reality this year, I want you to know this:

Whatever happens, whatever is necessary, I will do for you, because you are both the reason and the goal. I'll swat planes from the top of the Empire State Building for you.

Buddha Kong loves Molly Darrow, Happy New Year.

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