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Going to take pics today. Then I'm going to look for some shoes and go to Trader Joe's to stock up on some goodies.

My friend Chris sent me a pic for my "birthday" of a gentleman with a spiderweb tattooed around his asshole. Thanks Chris...your the greatest! Oddly... I wish I could be there when this guy gets his first prostate exam.... just so I could see the doctors reaction. Watch out for spiderwebs! Isn't that a No Dolubt song or something?

Speakiing of "webs" I think I have cobwebs on my crotch it's been so long since I've had any sort of intimacy with the opposite sex.. So if anyone would like to respond to this question: "What's the longest you have gone without sex?".

My friend's sister told me she's gone more than two years before and she's a very attractive girl (not that it's all about being attractive). I guess women can do that and not worry about it to much. For some strange reason i'm not to worried about it to much right now either. I'm to busy.. I just haven't met anyone one I'm really interested in.. I don't want sex for sex sake. Although one night of debauchery wouldn't be to bad right now. Maybe I have Spring Fever.