A Perfect Mess
Happy Fucking New Year... I rang it in while watching my friend throw up all over my new car while we were stuck in traffic (in the pouring rain no less) in San Francisco. All the while fireworks were going off in the background over the Bay Bridge and people were partying it up in the streets. Not me, though. I was sitting there enduring the "sweet aroma" of puke that was that night's dinner.
Nothing like that "new car smell" mixed with regurgitated ravioli and rum n' coke.
I then promptly took my friend (his name is Alan) back to our Hotel where I mercilessly beat him to a bloody pulp and let other patrons of the Hotel join me in savagely sodomizing his ass with various objects found in the room. All in all a very good night. Pics included.
Ha! That's what I SHOULD have done. Had I been in the right frame of mind at the time, I probably would have. I had been really looking forward to celebrating the New Year all week. And, Alan RUINED it. This is the third time he has ruined a night out by getting too shitfaced. If any of you would like to contact Alan and comment about his unsavory behaviour this past Friday night you can do so by e-mailing him at: a1phaman@aol.com.
Anyway... I ended up going out ALONE (not very fun). But, I did get a hug and a kiss on the cheek by a lovely girl who said "make good choices this year". Simple yet very poignant. Next year Alan is staying home.
Happy Nude Year uh.. umm.. I mean New Year! ( sorry I couldn't resist)
Happy Fucking New Year... I rang it in while watching my friend throw up all over my new car while we were stuck in traffic (in the pouring rain no less) in San Francisco. All the while fireworks were going off in the background over the Bay Bridge and people were partying it up in the streets. Not me, though. I was sitting there enduring the "sweet aroma" of puke that was that night's dinner.
Nothing like that "new car smell" mixed with regurgitated ravioli and rum n' coke.
I then promptly took my friend (his name is Alan) back to our Hotel where I mercilessly beat him to a bloody pulp and let other patrons of the Hotel join me in savagely sodomizing his ass with various objects found in the room. All in all a very good night. Pics included.
Ha! That's what I SHOULD have done. Had I been in the right frame of mind at the time, I probably would have. I had been really looking forward to celebrating the New Year all week. And, Alan RUINED it. This is the third time he has ruined a night out by getting too shitfaced. If any of you would like to contact Alan and comment about his unsavory behaviour this past Friday night you can do so by e-mailing him at: a1phaman@aol.com.
Anyway... I ended up going out ALONE (not very fun). But, I did get a hug and a kiss on the cheek by a lovely girl who said "make good choices this year". Simple yet very poignant. Next year Alan is staying home.
Happy Nude Year uh.. umm.. I mean New Year! ( sorry I couldn't resist)
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I think you should post your happier poem. I could use a smile and anything that would put my faith back into love is desperately needed right now.
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