I haven't vented in a while... NOW it's time. I'm in the midst of purchasing a new car at the moment and I have been doing my homework using the internet, newspapers, magazines, books etc. etc. I'm basically looking in every nook and cranny for information on the car i'm going to purchase. Not leaving any stone unturned or any nook left uncrannied (heh). 
I'm trying to do this right so I can save money.
So my dilemma begins with me getting up yesterday morning with my friend/roomate. He bitched to me about two dealerships leaving messages on the "house" message machine. He actually said this... and I quote: "it's really irritating having the machine turn on when i'm trying to watch TV". What the FUCK? I'M TRYING TO BUY A NEW CAR YOU FUCKING BUFFOON... FUCK YOU AND YOUR SCI-FI CHANNEL BULLSHIT!!! I've known the guy since I was 16 years old and we have never really had an arguement all these years until yesterday. We've been friends for a long time and he has a good heart, but I swear I could have sodomized him with butter knife I had in my hand while we were arguing.
My friend is basically turning in to a grouchy old man. He's 36 years old and has never had a girlfriend (I think this speaks volumes), I believe he has been on a couple dates and got laid once back in 1988. He rarely wants to go out, except to a movie from time to time. He's not bad looking at all, yet he just can't get it together when it comes to meeting a woman. He has a really good job as cath lab tech at a local hospital. His hours are ridiculous... most days he only works for or five hours and acts like he has worked 24 hours straight. His day: work... drive-thru fast food (everyday, multiple times a day), then it's on the couch watching tv the remainder of the day until it's time to eat again, then it's back to the drive-thru, then the couch and more tv until he's ready to go to sleep and do it all over again the next day. Sounds like a living hell and to me it is.
I love the guy and I am concerned for him... he does have many good qualities, but lately his anal-retentative attitude and nit-picky bullshit is starting to drive nuts.
The guy is clean I will give him that (most single guys aren't as we all know) but it's like he's gay minus the good taste in clothes, home furnishings and interior decorating. Sometimes I leave a glass on the counter of our perfectly "scrubbed" kitchen for water so I don't have to keep taking a new one and filling up the dishwasher to fast. He doesn't like that. So I put the glass on my side of the cupboard in the pantry to keep it out of eye shot so he doesn't freak out. Can you say silly-straw chromosome?
THIS IS NOT WHAT LIFE IS ABOUT!!! I have much "weightier" issues to concern myself with than worrying about this petty bullshit. Our house is so fucking clean you could eat off the floor, that or you would think two gay guys lived here. My friend needs to get laid.. big time (who doesn't? but he REALLY does). His combination of his fascination with the incredibly inane and shitty sci-fi channel, fast food, and video games are going to be the death of him. He's one step away from a Star Trek convention and never seeing female gentilia ever again in his lifetime or any other. This makes me both sad and very angry.
Current Playlist: REAL ANGRY. Ministry, Skinny Puppy, Killing Joke, NIN, Pigface, Opeth, Slayer, Throbbing Gristle, Early Metallica, KMFDM, (V) (V), Sex Pistols, The Monkees.
I'm trying to do this right so I can save money.
So my dilemma begins with me getting up yesterday morning with my friend/roomate. He bitched to me about two dealerships leaving messages on the "house" message machine. He actually said this... and I quote: "it's really irritating having the machine turn on when i'm trying to watch TV". What the FUCK? I'M TRYING TO BUY A NEW CAR YOU FUCKING BUFFOON... FUCK YOU AND YOUR SCI-FI CHANNEL BULLSHIT!!! I've known the guy since I was 16 years old and we have never really had an arguement all these years until yesterday. We've been friends for a long time and he has a good heart, but I swear I could have sodomized him with butter knife I had in my hand while we were arguing.
My friend is basically turning in to a grouchy old man. He's 36 years old and has never had a girlfriend (I think this speaks volumes), I believe he has been on a couple dates and got laid once back in 1988. He rarely wants to go out, except to a movie from time to time. He's not bad looking at all, yet he just can't get it together when it comes to meeting a woman. He has a really good job as cath lab tech at a local hospital. His hours are ridiculous... most days he only works for or five hours and acts like he has worked 24 hours straight. His day: work... drive-thru fast food (everyday, multiple times a day), then it's on the couch watching tv the remainder of the day until it's time to eat again, then it's back to the drive-thru, then the couch and more tv until he's ready to go to sleep and do it all over again the next day. Sounds like a living hell and to me it is.
I love the guy and I am concerned for him... he does have many good qualities, but lately his anal-retentative attitude and nit-picky bullshit is starting to drive nuts.
The guy is clean I will give him that (most single guys aren't as we all know) but it's like he's gay minus the good taste in clothes, home furnishings and interior decorating. Sometimes I leave a glass on the counter of our perfectly "scrubbed" kitchen for water so I don't have to keep taking a new one and filling up the dishwasher to fast. He doesn't like that. So I put the glass on my side of the cupboard in the pantry to keep it out of eye shot so he doesn't freak out. Can you say silly-straw chromosome?
THIS IS NOT WHAT LIFE IS ABOUT!!! I have much "weightier" issues to concern myself with than worrying about this petty bullshit. Our house is so fucking clean you could eat off the floor, that or you would think two gay guys lived here. My friend needs to get laid.. big time (who doesn't? but he REALLY does). His combination of his fascination with the incredibly inane and shitty sci-fi channel, fast food, and video games are going to be the death of him. He's one step away from a Star Trek convention and never seeing female gentilia ever again in his lifetime or any other. This makes me both sad and very angry.
Current Playlist: REAL ANGRY. Ministry, Skinny Puppy, Killing Joke, NIN, Pigface, Opeth, Slayer, Throbbing Gristle, Early Metallica, KMFDM, (V) (V), Sex Pistols, The Monkees.
i hate people who work very little and then complain about work like they work 24 hours in a row. those people SUCK BIG ASS!