The F*ck you and Die Agency (F.D.A.)
Sgt. Z bids a friend farewell and empties his clip into the FDA.
I recently became aware of a little known policy that a certain government agency is trying to slip under the radar without any attention. And I'm pissed. So, please excuse me focusing on a matter other than sex, drugs, or prostitutes. Let's get real for just a brief second, then we can go back to being the Sick F*cks we were when you clicked this profile.
Oh ya, that's right...this is about sex. And drugs. And prostitutes, fights, tattoos, piercings, BDSM play and all the other twisted stuff that we love. So never mind. Sit down, shut the f*ck up and pay attention because it's time to fight your government and the power elite trying to kill all of us peasants. Yes, we're going to talk about dying today. Try to keep up.
Despite the fact that the technology not only exists, but is legal and in use in multiple foreign countries, the FDA has decided that we Americans are not smart enough to take STD and HIV tests at home. They say that it's "unsafe" because people don't receive the proper "counseling" that they would receive in a clinical environment like a health clinic or their doctor's office. Now, given they've approved a quasi "home" test that only requires you to mail your blood away somewhere, then call and get your results. But there's a lot they don't tell you about that.
For example, the FDA folks don't tell you that if you go to your physician or any public health clinic, get tested, and come up positive for any immediately un-treatable disease, they are legally required to report to your insurance agency, the CDC and the state health department that you have this disease. Never mind the extraordinary invasion of privacy this entails, the report completely irreversible and unavoidable. Once the results are out there, you can't take them back. Additionally, insurance companies share a database of information about customers that they rate your policy pricing with. Once your health insurance company knows, every insurance company knows. Imagine what sort of coverage is available for an Herpes or HIV positive person. Now imagine trying to get life insurance after that diagnosis. Yep. Impossible.
Now since this is your life and apparent death we're addressing here, wouldn't it be nice to be able to make those decisions without the world sticking their noses in and thinking they know better than you? I suppose I could trust some pharmaceutical company not to take my personal information. Sure worked for the airlines and that "trusted traveler" database, didn't it? No f*cking way I'm going to trust a bunch of moneyhungry c*cksuckers that "promise" they'll keep my dirty little secret, before selling me out. First off, buying that test gives them a credit card number. I can hear now.
Oh, but Z, I paid cash at the pharmacy.
Nice work, but you mailed it, didn't ya? Now they've got your return address.
Ah, wrong again, Z. I used a plain, un-stamped envelope and drove 200 miles to mail it. And I wore plastic gloves throughout the process to keep from getting fingerprints anywhere on it. Fooled you again.
Sure, but remember when you call for your results, they've got your phone number. And depending on their system, maybe even a recording of your voice. *67 just doesn't work against the government, and voice recordings are just as identifying as DNA. Fool that. Now I know it sounds way out there. But so did Disney collecting bio information on all it's visitors and selling it to a company in Atlanta for marketing purposes.
The FDA is protecting insurance companies and pharmaceutical companies by promoting only their products, not the less expensive, easier to use products. They're forcing you into doctor's offices by allowing them to profit by only endorsing testing at their offices, at extortion prices, and then ensuring that they keep a close tab on those who have this disease. Because it has become a crime for someone who has the disease to knowingly have sex with someone else without previously informing them. Now while I agree with that law in theory, I DO NOT want the f*cking government in my bedroom, in any capacity. Especially when they're waiting to toss me in jail after I pushed when I should have pulled.
Not convinced yet? I wasn't either. So here's some stats:
Approximately 1,450,000 people are living with HIV/AIDS in the United States today.
40,000 people every year for the last 10 years have been newly infected with HIV.
Fortunately, gays and blacks make up the grand majority of the carriers. Apparently, b*ttfucking Negro men without wearing two rubbers and saran wrap is akin to playing in traffic on a major interstate, at rush hour, wearing ankle cuffs and a blindfold. Damn shame for the bruthas and sistas too, because those bruthas sure like to commit crimes, and since crime typically means jail, they tend to get buttf*cked. A lot. Condoms don't appear to be a major concern in shower rapes either. Then Sambo gets out, go home to his baby mama(s) and gives 'em a homecoming gift they can't return.
But guess who's a rising star in HIV statistics: White, middle class men and women between 18 and 35. That's right boys and girls...that's you and me.
See, I know the temptation. She's laying there, staring up at you with those big titties, glazed blue eyes, blonde hair spread all around, giving you those "F*ck me 'til I bleed" eyes, and you're not thinking about a goddamned thing in the world except sliding into that juicy, soft, warm pussy. I know, I've been there. And the last thing in the world you're thinking about, is a rubber. Except that nagging in the back of your mind that's praying she doesn't bring it up before you're in. 'Cause once you're home, there's no going back, right?
Wrong.
Because our society is more "open" now than its ever been, interracial and bisexual relationships are more prevalent than they've ever been. Ever notice how many "Blacks on Blondes" sites there are online? Ever occur to you that maybe the girls you're f*cking love discreet black cock? As if there were such a thing. And girls, those metrosexual guys you're so fired up about? Yeah, they take it in the ass too. No guy that spends a half hour on his hair doesn't smoke cock. It's a fact. Know it. So, we're left with the reality that the HIV epidemic didn't end in the early 90s with bad Paula Abdul commercials and abstinence speeches at Sunday school. What to do about it?
Well, how sweet would it be to KNOW that the person you're about to f*ck doesn't have HIV? Hepatitis B? C? Now, don't get me wrong, I know leaves a lot to the imagination, including Herpes, Syphilis, Chlamydia, Gonorrhea, Genital Warts, Crabs, Molluscum Contagiosum, Pelvic Inflammatory Disease and good 'ol Urinary Tract Infections. I doubt Vaginitis is contagious, unless of course, you have a vagina. But all of these, save a couple can be cured with a shot, and none of them will kill your ass. And they'd all definitely suck, but not as bad as it did for my friend to shrink from a 6'4", 240 lb. Marine who liked to go rock climbing and kayaking to a 145 lb. shell of a human who died from drowning in his own lung fluid. That's right. A good friend recently died from this disease, so it's gotten my attention. And hopefully, it will get yours. We went to high school together, were Marines together, and chased pussy together on three continents. Then late one night he asked if I'd come over and talk to him. I'll never forget how empty his voice sounded. I'll never forget how terrified my friend, who I'd seen do everything from skydiving to bungee jumping to beating the shit out of 6 British sailors, sounded. And now he's f*cking dead.
Don't want to be dead? Still want to f*ck with mad abandon? Well, here's your answer, boys and girls - USA Biomed.
These good people will sell you a simple test that will tell you with a simple finger stick and a drop of a re-agent whether you, or the person you're considering f*cking, has HIV or Hepatitis B or C. Of course, there's that 1 to 6 month "incubation period" from infection to a positive test result for HIV infection. But dammit, this test is the best we can do, accurate as that used by your doctor or any public health clinic. In fact, this is precisely the same test is used in several countries and on a campus of Johns Hopkins University overseas. P.S. As far as not delivering to the United States, it's not true. I know quite a few people who have ordered these and they've all gotten them.
Mind you, this is not a paid ad. I'm endorsing these people because I don't want to stand by and see more good people die, just because they wanted to get laid and were too lazy or too goddamned stupid to use a rubber. I ordered thirty of these things because they're cheaper in volume. And I figure any girl who's not willing to do a finger stick with me, isn't worthy of my cock any way. My new slogan is:
No Prick, No Dick.
Miss ya Billy, love ya man. RIP
-Z
Sgt. Z bids a friend farewell and empties his clip into the FDA.
I recently became aware of a little known policy that a certain government agency is trying to slip under the radar without any attention. And I'm pissed. So, please excuse me focusing on a matter other than sex, drugs, or prostitutes. Let's get real for just a brief second, then we can go back to being the Sick F*cks we were when you clicked this profile.
Oh ya, that's right...this is about sex. And drugs. And prostitutes, fights, tattoos, piercings, BDSM play and all the other twisted stuff that we love. So never mind. Sit down, shut the f*ck up and pay attention because it's time to fight your government and the power elite trying to kill all of us peasants. Yes, we're going to talk about dying today. Try to keep up.
Despite the fact that the technology not only exists, but is legal and in use in multiple foreign countries, the FDA has decided that we Americans are not smart enough to take STD and HIV tests at home. They say that it's "unsafe" because people don't receive the proper "counseling" that they would receive in a clinical environment like a health clinic or their doctor's office. Now, given they've approved a quasi "home" test that only requires you to mail your blood away somewhere, then call and get your results. But there's a lot they don't tell you about that.
For example, the FDA folks don't tell you that if you go to your physician or any public health clinic, get tested, and come up positive for any immediately un-treatable disease, they are legally required to report to your insurance agency, the CDC and the state health department that you have this disease. Never mind the extraordinary invasion of privacy this entails, the report completely irreversible and unavoidable. Once the results are out there, you can't take them back. Additionally, insurance companies share a database of information about customers that they rate your policy pricing with. Once your health insurance company knows, every insurance company knows. Imagine what sort of coverage is available for an Herpes or HIV positive person. Now imagine trying to get life insurance after that diagnosis. Yep. Impossible.
Now since this is your life and apparent death we're addressing here, wouldn't it be nice to be able to make those decisions without the world sticking their noses in and thinking they know better than you? I suppose I could trust some pharmaceutical company not to take my personal information. Sure worked for the airlines and that "trusted traveler" database, didn't it? No f*cking way I'm going to trust a bunch of moneyhungry c*cksuckers that "promise" they'll keep my dirty little secret, before selling me out. First off, buying that test gives them a credit card number. I can hear now.
Oh, but Z, I paid cash at the pharmacy.
Nice work, but you mailed it, didn't ya? Now they've got your return address.
Ah, wrong again, Z. I used a plain, un-stamped envelope and drove 200 miles to mail it. And I wore plastic gloves throughout the process to keep from getting fingerprints anywhere on it. Fooled you again.
Sure, but remember when you call for your results, they've got your phone number. And depending on their system, maybe even a recording of your voice. *67 just doesn't work against the government, and voice recordings are just as identifying as DNA. Fool that. Now I know it sounds way out there. But so did Disney collecting bio information on all it's visitors and selling it to a company in Atlanta for marketing purposes.
The FDA is protecting insurance companies and pharmaceutical companies by promoting only their products, not the less expensive, easier to use products. They're forcing you into doctor's offices by allowing them to profit by only endorsing testing at their offices, at extortion prices, and then ensuring that they keep a close tab on those who have this disease. Because it has become a crime for someone who has the disease to knowingly have sex with someone else without previously informing them. Now while I agree with that law in theory, I DO NOT want the f*cking government in my bedroom, in any capacity. Especially when they're waiting to toss me in jail after I pushed when I should have pulled.
Not convinced yet? I wasn't either. So here's some stats:
Approximately 1,450,000 people are living with HIV/AIDS in the United States today.
40,000 people every year for the last 10 years have been newly infected with HIV.
Fortunately, gays and blacks make up the grand majority of the carriers. Apparently, b*ttfucking Negro men without wearing two rubbers and saran wrap is akin to playing in traffic on a major interstate, at rush hour, wearing ankle cuffs and a blindfold. Damn shame for the bruthas and sistas too, because those bruthas sure like to commit crimes, and since crime typically means jail, they tend to get buttf*cked. A lot. Condoms don't appear to be a major concern in shower rapes either. Then Sambo gets out, go home to his baby mama(s) and gives 'em a homecoming gift they can't return.
But guess who's a rising star in HIV statistics: White, middle class men and women between 18 and 35. That's right boys and girls...that's you and me.
See, I know the temptation. She's laying there, staring up at you with those big titties, glazed blue eyes, blonde hair spread all around, giving you those "F*ck me 'til I bleed" eyes, and you're not thinking about a goddamned thing in the world except sliding into that juicy, soft, warm pussy. I know, I've been there. And the last thing in the world you're thinking about, is a rubber. Except that nagging in the back of your mind that's praying she doesn't bring it up before you're in. 'Cause once you're home, there's no going back, right?
Wrong.
Because our society is more "open" now than its ever been, interracial and bisexual relationships are more prevalent than they've ever been. Ever notice how many "Blacks on Blondes" sites there are online? Ever occur to you that maybe the girls you're f*cking love discreet black cock? As if there were such a thing. And girls, those metrosexual guys you're so fired up about? Yeah, they take it in the ass too. No guy that spends a half hour on his hair doesn't smoke cock. It's a fact. Know it. So, we're left with the reality that the HIV epidemic didn't end in the early 90s with bad Paula Abdul commercials and abstinence speeches at Sunday school. What to do about it?
Well, how sweet would it be to KNOW that the person you're about to f*ck doesn't have HIV? Hepatitis B? C? Now, don't get me wrong, I know leaves a lot to the imagination, including Herpes, Syphilis, Chlamydia, Gonorrhea, Genital Warts, Crabs, Molluscum Contagiosum, Pelvic Inflammatory Disease and good 'ol Urinary Tract Infections. I doubt Vaginitis is contagious, unless of course, you have a vagina. But all of these, save a couple can be cured with a shot, and none of them will kill your ass. And they'd all definitely suck, but not as bad as it did for my friend to shrink from a 6'4", 240 lb. Marine who liked to go rock climbing and kayaking to a 145 lb. shell of a human who died from drowning in his own lung fluid. That's right. A good friend recently died from this disease, so it's gotten my attention. And hopefully, it will get yours. We went to high school together, were Marines together, and chased pussy together on three continents. Then late one night he asked if I'd come over and talk to him. I'll never forget how empty his voice sounded. I'll never forget how terrified my friend, who I'd seen do everything from skydiving to bungee jumping to beating the shit out of 6 British sailors, sounded. And now he's f*cking dead.
Don't want to be dead? Still want to f*ck with mad abandon? Well, here's your answer, boys and girls - USA Biomed.
These good people will sell you a simple test that will tell you with a simple finger stick and a drop of a re-agent whether you, or the person you're considering f*cking, has HIV or Hepatitis B or C. Of course, there's that 1 to 6 month "incubation period" from infection to a positive test result for HIV infection. But dammit, this test is the best we can do, accurate as that used by your doctor or any public health clinic. In fact, this is precisely the same test is used in several countries and on a campus of Johns Hopkins University overseas. P.S. As far as not delivering to the United States, it's not true. I know quite a few people who have ordered these and they've all gotten them.
Mind you, this is not a paid ad. I'm endorsing these people because I don't want to stand by and see more good people die, just because they wanted to get laid and were too lazy or too goddamned stupid to use a rubber. I ordered thirty of these things because they're cheaper in volume. And I figure any girl who's not willing to do a finger stick with me, isn't worthy of my cock any way. My new slogan is:
No Prick, No Dick.
Miss ya Billy, love ya man. RIP
-Z
~cheers