Attention Maggots, We Are Experianceing Technical Fuck-Ups!!!
...that's what happens when you spill a bottle of Heineken into a hot Marshall Amplifier. That happend about 4 songs into our set w/ Murphys Law. So, while i spend 10 minutes fuckin' with my amplifier problemos, Sgt. Wallstreet, entertains the hord with his 3rd grade locker room anecdotes about "Butt Sex And The Military".
Finally, after i get a 1/2 ass good sound outta a borrowed Fender Twin Reverb, we launch back into our frenzied assault, whipping out a couple quick ones.
Now for the grand finale', we launch into our big hit "KILLING SPREE" and - BAM!!, .....WE BROKE THE SNARE DRUM HEAD!!!!
....THAT'S IT PEOPLE, -GAME OVER!!! EVERYBODY MUST DIE NOW. THERE CAN BE NO WITNESSES LEFT TO TELL THE TALE OF A BLOODY CRACKDOWN DOUBLE FLAIL!
WE OUTRIGHT KILLED 3/4 OF THE AUDIANCE WITH THE DAISEY CHAINED CLAYMORE MINES STRATIGICALLY PLACED ON THE FRONT OF THE STAGE....AND THEN OPENED UP WITH VOLLEY-FIRE FROM ASSAULT RIFLES AND GRENADES, FINISHING OFF THE COUPLE LOSERS TRYING TO CRAWL TO SAFETY. FINISHING WITH THE GEEK TRYING TO HIDE UNDER THE DEAD SKINHEADS.
....What a night.......too bad nobody got to see Murphys Law, but us. They just keep getting better with age.
...and good thing for them, they we're next door, at Mccormacks Irish Pub drinkin whiskey, when the above mentioned atrocity went down, cause i really like those guys, but when the shit goes down, we can't help it, and just start shooting everybody, and everything!
...anyway, we get a chance to redeem/repeat our piss poor performance this Friday when we play at The Nanci Raygun on Disgrace St. with The Goons, Riot Act, and The Shakedowns.
...that's what happens when you spill a bottle of Heineken into a hot Marshall Amplifier. That happend about 4 songs into our set w/ Murphys Law. So, while i spend 10 minutes fuckin' with my amplifier problemos, Sgt. Wallstreet, entertains the hord with his 3rd grade locker room anecdotes about "Butt Sex And The Military".
Finally, after i get a 1/2 ass good sound outta a borrowed Fender Twin Reverb, we launch back into our frenzied assault, whipping out a couple quick ones.
Now for the grand finale', we launch into our big hit "KILLING SPREE" and - BAM!!, .....WE BROKE THE SNARE DRUM HEAD!!!!
....THAT'S IT PEOPLE, -GAME OVER!!! EVERYBODY MUST DIE NOW. THERE CAN BE NO WITNESSES LEFT TO TELL THE TALE OF A BLOODY CRACKDOWN DOUBLE FLAIL!
WE OUTRIGHT KILLED 3/4 OF THE AUDIANCE WITH THE DAISEY CHAINED CLAYMORE MINES STRATIGICALLY PLACED ON THE FRONT OF THE STAGE....AND THEN OPENED UP WITH VOLLEY-FIRE FROM ASSAULT RIFLES AND GRENADES, FINISHING OFF THE COUPLE LOSERS TRYING TO CRAWL TO SAFETY. FINISHING WITH THE GEEK TRYING TO HIDE UNDER THE DEAD SKINHEADS.
....What a night.......too bad nobody got to see Murphys Law, but us. They just keep getting better with age.
...and good thing for them, they we're next door, at Mccormacks Irish Pub drinkin whiskey, when the above mentioned atrocity went down, cause i really like those guys, but when the shit goes down, we can't help it, and just start shooting everybody, and everything!
...anyway, we get a chance to redeem/repeat our piss poor performance this Friday when we play at The Nanci Raygun on Disgrace St. with The Goons, Riot Act, and The Shakedowns.
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punknitemike:
havent had a chance to listen to yr cd's yet! but i will. super busy as i have 2 huge shows in march i'm getting ready for. if ya wanna rock it dayton style, probly wont be till either april or may. lemme know though!
evil:
effin rock n roll!!!