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Well I made it through another day....
I forgot to tell everyone i got a 2nd job. I'm working at Advance Auto Parts lol. Not really my normal type of gig but honestly i have alot of fun there and i really like the people i work with. We goof off and talk alot of shit so it's good times. I don't know shit about working on cars, but I can fake it like nobody's business lol. I worked today. Thankfully they're only giving me one day off and I'm working that one day at Hot Topic. It's good for me to stay busy. Honestly i think i may get a 3rd job, which may sound crazy, but I get down if i have too much time to myself.
So I've decided I'm really serious about trying to stay positive. I got more news about the stuff with that last girlfriend today that really hurt me kinda deep, but I'm done crying over her for real.
In part of my staying positive, I'm going to update my blog more often and attempt to explain more of my day and include more of 'ME'. Part of this I hope to continue will be different segments in my blog that i hope to entertain everyone with. I want to at least have a daily movie and music quote, whatever I'm listening to on my itunes today and at least some random story with pics from my day.
The first thing I'm going to do is a video segment. One thing i love more than anything is fuckin' with my dad. He's an old school Army Ranger who later was a cop, who then became a fire marshal. He's retiring soon because he's old and shit. So i think some of you may have a good picture of who my father is. So I'm going to make random videos of me talking shit to my dad because his reactions are usually funny. I can't promise that all of these videos will be oscar worthy but I'm sure you'll smile.
Random Fact: Loading videos on youtube is slow, and a pain in my fat ass!
So, round one of me fuckin' with dad...
I've come to realize most of the people on craigslist are either trying to get you to subscribe to their webcam or are guys who want gay sex. As life would have it, I'm not really looking for either of those lol, so that was a dead end, and i don't really care. I will say, the only way you find out that there are guys on a website who want gay sex is to be relaxing in your computer chair and have someone to randomly offer to butt-fuck you. This was a bit odd for me....
Random Fact: Saying the word 'pussy' loudly in the work place is not acceptable. Who would have thought?
Dad brought this to me today....
To most an economy sized can of black olives wouldn't be important, but to a fat kid it was better than this years election!
I want this cat....
Today i thought i should give you two segments of me fucking with my dad, like a two hour season premier lol. So, here's another video of me talking shit to my dad and his random reaction
Many of you may not find these videos funny, but my friends all do, because they know how crazy my dad is, and how lucky i am to be making it through these videos without a beating. Just so you know, some videos i may have shot might not have been as succesful as the ones i show you
Music Quote for today....
"...and when i start to come undone, stitch me together....save me"
-Metallica
-The Outlaw Torn (Load, 1996)
Movie Quote(s) for today....
"Self improvement is masturbation."
"It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything."
-Tyler Durden (Brad Pitt)
-Fight Club (1999)
Jakes itunes right now....
Breaking Benjamin's "We are not alone"
I will leave you today and everday i can maintain this positive stucture with a little piece of something from one of the people who have inspired me who are no longer with us....
Well I made it through another day....
I forgot to tell everyone i got a 2nd job. I'm working at Advance Auto Parts lol. Not really my normal type of gig but honestly i have alot of fun there and i really like the people i work with. We goof off and talk alot of shit so it's good times. I don't know shit about working on cars, but I can fake it like nobody's business lol. I worked today. Thankfully they're only giving me one day off and I'm working that one day at Hot Topic. It's good for me to stay busy. Honestly i think i may get a 3rd job, which may sound crazy, but I get down if i have too much time to myself.
So I've decided I'm really serious about trying to stay positive. I got more news about the stuff with that last girlfriend today that really hurt me kinda deep, but I'm done crying over her for real.
In part of my staying positive, I'm going to update my blog more often and attempt to explain more of my day and include more of 'ME'. Part of this I hope to continue will be different segments in my blog that i hope to entertain everyone with. I want to at least have a daily movie and music quote, whatever I'm listening to on my itunes today and at least some random story with pics from my day.
The first thing I'm going to do is a video segment. One thing i love more than anything is fuckin' with my dad. He's an old school Army Ranger who later was a cop, who then became a fire marshal. He's retiring soon because he's old and shit. So i think some of you may have a good picture of who my father is. So I'm going to make random videos of me talking shit to my dad because his reactions are usually funny. I can't promise that all of these videos will be oscar worthy but I'm sure you'll smile.
Random Fact: Loading videos on youtube is slow, and a pain in my fat ass!
So, round one of me fuckin' with dad...
I've come to realize most of the people on craigslist are either trying to get you to subscribe to their webcam or are guys who want gay sex. As life would have it, I'm not really looking for either of those lol, so that was a dead end, and i don't really care. I will say, the only way you find out that there are guys on a website who want gay sex is to be relaxing in your computer chair and have someone to randomly offer to butt-fuck you. This was a bit odd for me....
Random Fact: Saying the word 'pussy' loudly in the work place is not acceptable. Who would have thought?
Dad brought this to me today....
To most an economy sized can of black olives wouldn't be important, but to a fat kid it was better than this years election!
I want this cat....
Today i thought i should give you two segments of me fucking with my dad, like a two hour season premier lol. So, here's another video of me talking shit to my dad and his random reaction
Many of you may not find these videos funny, but my friends all do, because they know how crazy my dad is, and how lucky i am to be making it through these videos without a beating. Just so you know, some videos i may have shot might not have been as succesful as the ones i show you
Music Quote for today....
"...and when i start to come undone, stitch me together....save me"
-Metallica
-The Outlaw Torn (Load, 1996)
Movie Quote(s) for today....
"Self improvement is masturbation."
"It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything."
-Tyler Durden (Brad Pitt)
-Fight Club (1999)
Jakes itunes right now....
Breaking Benjamin's "We are not alone"
I will leave you today and everday i can maintain this positive stucture with a little piece of something from one of the people who have inspired me who are no longer with us....
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Saying the word 'pussy' loudly in the work place is not acceptable.
*Note To Self: Allow this for employees* When I get some at least! I email porn and LOLcats to Hugh through work email, a perk to not working for "da man!"