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A NOVELTY CONDOM THAT ACTUALLY WORKS!!!!


I recently stopped by Christie's Toy Box (a sex shop for anyone unfamiliar) and bought some glow in the dark condoms, cause they made me laugh. So last night i decided to put said condoms to use, but i kept a few normal ones on hand, expecting the allure of the glow in the dark to last just long enough for the condom to break
as it turns out the condom didn't glow in the dark....at all
but that mother fucker didn't break at all, and with all of me pushing behind it that saying something
so im proud for the people who make these glow in the dark condoms....even though they don't glow... at all
cause at least they made a strong rubber

for everyone who is about to tell me to hold the condom up to the light beforehand....
hey i know, i used to have shit that glowed when i was a little tike
i have a few more laying around, so i'll do that next time i guess lol

ANYWAY....

many of you were fans of the mighty KONG (my twins cat) from previous blogs
so back by popular demand.... THE MIGHTY KONG

he is one of THE MIGHTY KONG doing his famous climbing trick... on me


here is one of THE MIGHTY KONG being facinated with my tongue ring

im grabbing him in the photo because he actually had just slapped my tongue with his paw before the photo could be taken lol

that enough of THE MIGHTY KONG for now

here's a random pic of my twin molesting his dog?


so here's a not so flattering pic of me demonstrating a headlock release in my self defense class this last tuesday

you see that gut, thats why the rum is always gone!

this has been a long week to say the least, make it through one more night at the center then make it through plan-a-gram at hot topic sunday and monday is all for me, unless i get called in at the center which is possible

i get to go to visitation before work tomorrow and hang out with the kid i mentor
his name is Devon, he's a cool kid, made some mistakes in life, but he will make it in life
i love to shove it in the face of the old administrators how my mentorship is the most successful at the facility
cause those old fucks didn't want the 'freak' mentoring one the kids
but my kid is working the program so he can go home ha ha

Here's some awesome Lewis Black for ya!


so anyway, everyone leave me lots to read