Friday Night Strip Club Adventures!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It was certainly a fun friday night.
One of my former hot topic co-works, Cory, called me up last night
So in the end we decided to go see some boobies
Instead of driving to Oklahoma City we decided to go to this small strip club in a town a few miles away
We used to hang out there all the time, but it closed, then someone else re-opened it
Its not the same, at all. Some of the same girls still work there but thats it
This place used to be were all the crazy people hung out, it was like a hot topic reunion after our shifts were over
When we went in last night however.... it was full of rednecks, older rednecks
Then there were a few younger military type guys there
So when we walked in, two crazy-looking pierced up tatted goth guys
lol, it was like when all the goth kids took over the prep party in this MM video
I love how when he walks in he shoves the shit outta the football player guy
And the Joey from slipknot is just chillin on the couch outta nowhere
Anyway, so we walk in, and you would have thought the world exploded for all these fuckers
Then to make it even better, all the dancers came and set at our table as if fuckin' Tommy Lee had just walked in or something
That got old quick, Cory was totally digging it, cause he knows its a hustle but he loves it
He can afford to keep them all happy so more power too him lol
Then i got called a pussy by the bartender, she was seriously trying to punk me out cause her redneck boyfriend was a 'bouncer' there
She called me a pussy because i ordered a double shot of Jack and a bigger cup of coke
When she gave it to me i just poured it all in the big cup
I enjoy drinking Jack and coke, but when you order one there, its all coke, so i wanted more jack ya know
Anyway, back to 'bouncer'. i absolutely love when a place like that will hire a huge fat guy like that makes them the shit
when im trying to have a good time, yeah, don't be staring me down and shit like you run something
But we were the 'freaks' so everyone felt they needed to point and say shit
oh people around here make me laugh so much
some of these guys in there were getting pissed, like we were taking their wives or something
its like hey guys, if you want their attention, don't be a tightass, tip them, its what they do
and don't be all showing them your room key to the hotel next door
most of them aren't going to fuck you for money ya know
anyway, this blog is reaching the point its so long most of you haven't made it to this sentence
so im gonna go ahead and wrap it up
we had a fun night, we're probably gonna do it again with a bigger group of hot topic alumni soon
i'll try to take some pics if i can
It was certainly a fun friday night.
One of my former hot topic co-works, Cory, called me up last night
So in the end we decided to go see some boobies
Instead of driving to Oklahoma City we decided to go to this small strip club in a town a few miles away
We used to hang out there all the time, but it closed, then someone else re-opened it
Its not the same, at all. Some of the same girls still work there but thats it
This place used to be were all the crazy people hung out, it was like a hot topic reunion after our shifts were over
When we went in last night however.... it was full of rednecks, older rednecks
Then there were a few younger military type guys there
So when we walked in, two crazy-looking pierced up tatted goth guys
lol, it was like when all the goth kids took over the prep party in this MM video
I love how when he walks in he shoves the shit outta the football player guy
And the Joey from slipknot is just chillin on the couch outta nowhere
Anyway, so we walk in, and you would have thought the world exploded for all these fuckers
Then to make it even better, all the dancers came and set at our table as if fuckin' Tommy Lee had just walked in or something
That got old quick, Cory was totally digging it, cause he knows its a hustle but he loves it
He can afford to keep them all happy so more power too him lol
Then i got called a pussy by the bartender, she was seriously trying to punk me out cause her redneck boyfriend was a 'bouncer' there
She called me a pussy because i ordered a double shot of Jack and a bigger cup of coke
When she gave it to me i just poured it all in the big cup
I enjoy drinking Jack and coke, but when you order one there, its all coke, so i wanted more jack ya know
Anyway, back to 'bouncer'. i absolutely love when a place like that will hire a huge fat guy like that makes them the shit
when im trying to have a good time, yeah, don't be staring me down and shit like you run something
But we were the 'freaks' so everyone felt they needed to point and say shit
oh people around here make me laugh so much
some of these guys in there were getting pissed, like we were taking their wives or something
its like hey guys, if you want their attention, don't be a tightass, tip them, its what they do
and don't be all showing them your room key to the hotel next door
most of them aren't going to fuck you for money ya know
anyway, this blog is reaching the point its so long most of you haven't made it to this sentence
so im gonna go ahead and wrap it up
we had a fun night, we're probably gonna do it again with a bigger group of hot topic alumni soon
i'll try to take some pics if i can
It's still kinda like that here, less redneck though. If you're a Goth and you go somewhere that isn't strictly for Goths, you get looked at like you've got a neon sign on your head saying "I will kill your entire family, and then drink their blood".
Last time (and first time) I went to a strip club I gave my boy every last red cent I had so he could get a 20 min lap dance ... and he didn't come back for 40 mins. I was sitting there in a strip club, on my own, pretty bored out of my mind because I didn't have any money, while he was having the time of his life go over into overtime. Lucky bastard. He came back all ruffled with the stupidest grin on his face. If it wasn't his birthday I might have decked him.