bloodfart

It's funny how public citizens groups will rally and picket in front of city hall when a criminal dies as the result of a police chase. I'd like to see them picket and rally against crime sometime. I got into another argument with a fuckin liberal who tried to convince me that the police and the justice system were the problem. Yeah cops fuel the...
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I was joking. . . You aren't fat.

To all the girls out there who only take pictures of their eye. . .

You aren't fooling anyone. . .

We know you're fat.

Merry Christmas

This weekend I was a victim of identity theft. Hit my credit card and my bank account. Those mother fuckers drained nearly $7,000 in ten hours (would have been more if I wouldn't have caught it so soon.) I hope everyone in their family dies of aids and ebola and they live to see the suffering. Then I want to feed them a bucket of...
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I think I'm falling for my tattoo artist. She's everything my wife should have been. Only bitch is that she's only 19 and I'm still married.

I am fucking HOOKED on the Big Brother live feed! This officially makes me a looser. Like there was any doubt before.

Strange fourth. . . My daughter was bitten by a spider so we watched to see if her hand would fall off. I baceme suddenly aware of her mortality, never crossed my mind that I wouldn't see her graduate high school and college, walk her down the aisle when she finds the right guy (or girl). By default she's suppossed to out live me then...
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I got a bike - ride that fucker every day - got a little buggy thing my daughter can sit in while I pull her around the neighborhood. She loves it. Been going to the pool a lot. That's pretty strange. I'm probably the guy you don't want to see at the pool when you're there. I'm too pale, too hairy and too fat. There...
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I think it's pathetic that someone would think having their car pimped is a dream come true. . . Some fuckers need to learn to dream bigger.

Who in the fuck draws dragons. . .? Honestly!