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bored.

I've hit a bright line I never would have expected and probably much sooner that anyone else could expect. I can't watch horror or gore films anymore. No zombies, mo mass murderers, serial killers, cannibals, grave diggers, vampires or boogie man flicks. Where just a year ago I'd find some sick comfort in watching a blood covered girl, limp through a cornfield while death followed...
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Let the Paxil withdrawl begin.

God have mercy on all souls in my path for the next six weeks.
Last time I tried to kick the paxil I beat the shit out of two guys in a mall. . . and that was only three weeks off.

Hope I see you on the other side.

I quit teaching. Time for a change. Reading a lot of fiction now. Never had time to read just for fun. Now I only watch 2 shows and the rest of my time is spent with a book. The last 2 months Atlas Shrugged, Watership Down, Candide, a couple Hamish Macbeth mysteries, Shogun, Snowcrash, Steven King's On Writing. My wife said I gotta quit buying...
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My wife is probably going to divorce me. . . I'm buying a camera that costs more than my computer, and I'm not telling her until after it gets here. (Just like I did with the computer) Shit maybe this year I'll (OFFICIALLY) start my consulting gig I keep talking about and just write it off. What the fuck does that mean? Write it off....
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Having a memory foam mattress and a memory foam pillow makes having a flu not all that bad.

I have no voice. . Doesn't matter. Nobody fuckin listens to me anyway. I missed a Psych. Appt. and have to pay full price (no co-pay shit) because I didn't show. There went $150 that coulda went into my arm. (tattoo not drugs) Bought movies today. i'm so used to borrowing and copying them but I'll buy the work of artists, musicians or directors I...
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It's funny how public citizens groups will rally and picket in front of city hall when a criminal dies as the result of a police chase. I'd like to see them picket and rally against crime sometime. I got into another argument with a fuckin liberal who tried to convince me that the police and the justice system were the problem. Yeah cops fuel the...
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I was joking. . . You aren't fat.

To all the girls out there who only take pictures of their eye. . .

You aren't fooling anyone. . .

We know you're fat.

Merry Christmas

This weekend I was a victim of identity theft. Hit my credit card and my bank account. Those mother fuckers drained nearly $7,000 in ten hours (would have been more if I wouldn't have caught it so soon.) I hope everyone in their family dies of aids and ebola and they live to see the suffering. Then I want to feed them a bucket of...
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I think I'm falling for my tattoo artist. She's everything my wife should have been. Only bitch is that she's only 19 and I'm still married.