blitz413

Hooray for massive consumption of alcohol! By the way i apologize for not being around anymore i started a new job and i'm working full time so i lost the privilege of having a life but i'm making the money hand over fist foolish people giving me a commission based job with hourly. Just one step in my plans for world domination just wait till i get to the radioactive monkeys with wings and fez hats not original but still damn cool well actually it is original since they were magical monkeys in the movie and i want radioactive monkeys kinda like those monkeys from planet of the apes, you know those damn dirty ones that Charlton Heston killed when he was Moses. So anyways since i'm updating i realized my friends are nerds beyond any comprehension we were having food at denny's at like 2 am and suddenly one of my buddies had an epiphany. He's never understood the whole "jesus thing" as he puts it and all of a sudden he says "Jesus is like the Optimus Prime for christians" I felt so sad for myself i'm such a geek but i love being me cuz yeah i mean i'm me. Also my friends started this weird little game where we all are suspected murderers and one by one the actual murderer one of the group goes around "killing" people and we're supposed to fuck with eachothers heads trying to figger out who's the real killer i've already isolated it to 3 i'm so sad and i miss you all so cuz i don't get to talk to you anymore. Much love peoples