Dear Fox Television,
For the past two weeks you have denied me my Sunday lineup. It was bad enough a week ago when Star Wars took the place of Simpsons, Family Guy, etc, but to see NASCAR on instead of my cartoons is absolutely unacceptable.
Correct this, immediately. Not only that, but Sunday's episodes better be TRIPLE the funny, to make up for the last...
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For the past two weeks you have denied me my Sunday lineup. It was bad enough a week ago when Star Wars took the place of Simpsons, Family Guy, etc, but to see NASCAR on instead of my cartoons is absolutely unacceptable.
Correct this, immediately. Not only that, but Sunday's episodes better be TRIPLE the funny, to make up for the last...
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Saw the newest Star Wars today. I haven't so much decided what I thought yet. It wasn't bad, it wasn't great. I've gotten to where I almost hate goingto the theatre for all the shitstains that insist on going to the movies. Can you believe people think it's ok to take their infant children to a movie? Then stay in there with them while they...
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rustgiraffe:
haha i didn't see star wars yet, but when i saw house of wax, someone brought there like 6y/o little boy who kept screaming. what the fuck kind of parents take a small child to a movie like that? but yeah, i dont' like the people that bring the new babies..that's just crazy.
What I'm listening to: Freak on a Leash - Korn
Happy memorial day!
To my friends and family in the armed forces. Thank you, stay safe. Eric, congrats on the Bronze Star - not many earn that honour, let alone earn it NAKED. Kim, hope you get that assignment in the UK, but for God's sake keep your head down girl.
To all those who...
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Happy memorial day!
To my friends and family in the armed forces. Thank you, stay safe. Eric, congrats on the Bronze Star - not many earn that honour, let alone earn it NAKED. Kim, hope you get that assignment in the UK, but for God's sake keep your head down girl.
To all those who...
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blasfemme:
you said "good girl"
i've been told i give good monkey....
you said "good girl"
i've been told i give good monkey....
user304975207:
Today has been a ton of ups and downs like you would not believe.
Im trying though.
Im trying though.
Yay long weekends!
I've done much of nothing as far as being productive goes, but quite a bit of fun to be had
I MAY mow the yard...maybe tomorrow...it rained yesterday and bailed me out, I'm praying for more
Call me lazy, I don't give a damn. I think lazy weekends are good for the soul. Am I the only one who's ever tried to...
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I've done much of nothing as far as being productive goes, but quite a bit of fun to be had
I MAY mow the yard...maybe tomorrow...it rained yesterday and bailed me out, I'm praying for more
Call me lazy, I don't give a damn. I think lazy weekends are good for the soul. Am I the only one who's ever tried to...
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blasfemme:
monkeys? monkeys??
did my last post get lost in your update??
monkeys *mumblemumble* monkeys......
did my last post get lost in your update??
monkeys *mumblemumble* monkeys......
blasfemme:
YAH!!!!
i am SQUISHIFIED!
and on that slap i the head....
anytime
i am SQUISHIFIED!
and on that slap i the head....
anytime
"There's someone I used to see,
but she don't give a damn for me
Well let me get, to the point
let's roll, another joint
turn the radio up loud
I'm too alone, to be proud
and you don't know how it feels X3
to be meeeeeeeeeee"
Tom Petty (who supports my theory that ugly musicians have longer careers)
I like Tom Petty. I saw...
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but she don't give a damn for me
Well let me get, to the point
let's roll, another joint
turn the radio up loud
I'm too alone, to be proud
and you don't know how it feels X3
to be meeeeeeeeeee"
Tom Petty (who supports my theory that ugly musicians have longer careers)
I like Tom Petty. I saw...
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blasfemme:
well, i'd be squishier if we were "friends"
blasfemme:
oh yeah...and those witticisms...
"you know what burns my ass?? a flame about this high!!" and ...
"your butt sucks buttermilk!"
(i'm originally from oklahoma, *shameful smile*)
c'mon, ADD ME ADD ME ADD ME!!!!!
"you know what burns my ass?? a flame about this high!!" and ...
"your butt sucks buttermilk!"
(i'm originally from oklahoma, *shameful smile*)
c'mon, ADD ME ADD ME ADD ME!!!!!
Well crap!
I didn't realize this was Memorial Day weekend till about 10 this morning.
That's what I get for never looking at a calendar, or reading a paper, or watching the news..
oops.
Seems I need to make some sorta plans, pronto.
I DO have plans Friday night, just some good self-destructive activity.
Otherwise, seems a barbecue may be necessary....
Ok, I deal with...
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I didn't realize this was Memorial Day weekend till about 10 this morning.
That's what I get for never looking at a calendar, or reading a paper, or watching the news..
oops.
Seems I need to make some sorta plans, pronto.
I DO have plans Friday night, just some good self-destructive activity.
Otherwise, seems a barbecue may be necessary....
Ok, I deal with...
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user304975207:
I am fully aware of how much we too can royally suck. I was just talking about Assclown cause hes the one I had a problem with.
Luckily Drummerboy is so amazing that he lets me know how amazing I am everyday. Even if I dont believe him.
Luckily Drummerboy is so amazing that he lets me know how amazing I am everyday. Even if I dont believe him.
rustgiraffe:
haha i'm only 17weeks in the picture, so i think i'm doing pretty good for the second time around.
bucky..someone was into way to much skateboarding. that is sad though.
some girl in my cousins highschool named her daughter pajama(as in the sleepwear..but calls her 'pa-ja-mo' cause she couldn't read.
we also know peopel that named their kids maryjane..which i think is really sad.
bucky..someone was into way to much skateboarding. that is sad though.
some girl in my cousins highschool named her daughter pajama(as in the sleepwear..but calls her 'pa-ja-mo' cause she couldn't read.
we also know peopel that named their kids maryjane..which i think is really sad.Mitch Hedbergism (slightly altered):
"These pants are dry clean only. That means....they're dirty"
Inspired by the dirty dry-clean only pants lying in the corner over there.
I'm ready for the weekend! No plans, but that's a beautiful thing
There's this cute Canadian girl at work....her "aboot"s melt me. Owell, I'm sorta her supervisor...and she's married...
but it makes work a lot nicer, eh?
I don't...
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"These pants are dry clean only. That means....they're dirty"
Inspired by the dirty dry-clean only pants lying in the corner over there.
I'm ready for the weekend! No plans, but that's a beautiful thing
There's this cute Canadian girl at work....her "aboot"s melt me. Owell, I'm sorta her supervisor...and she's married...
but it makes work a lot nicer, eh?
I don't...
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user304975207:
You sound like Jason Lee in Chasing Amy when hes talking about why he likes Canadian girls. Cause they say Aboot.
I heart Jason Lee.
I heart Jason Lee.
user304975207:
I think anything that has to do with my kids is a given. If Drummerboy and I are talking and Im telling him how much he means to me (or anything like that) its just a given that he comes after the kids. So I dont have to say it everytime.
Todays quote (because I know it's the highlight of your reading experience):
"Those who danced were thought to be quite insane by those who could not hear the music"
-Idunno who-
orrrr
"You're not going crazy...you're going sane, in a crazy world"
-The Tick-
C'mon someone, score cool points and know who The Tick is, really...
Anyways.
So yeaterday, my boss, in one sitting, yelled...
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"Those who danced were thought to be quite insane by those who could not hear the music"
-Idunno who-
orrrr
"You're not going crazy...you're going sane, in a crazy world"
-The Tick-
C'mon someone, score cool points and know who The Tick is, really...
Anyways.
So yeaterday, my boss, in one sitting, yelled...
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user304975207:
Slugs? Ew. I remember those all over the sliding glass door after it rained. So gross.
user304975207:
Rollie Pollies. I used to collect them in jars and bring them home.
"I act like shit don't faze me
inside it drives me crazy
my insecurities could eat me alive
but then I see my baby
suddenly I'm not crazy
it all makes sense when I look into her eyes"
Eminem (shaddup) "Haileys Song
I love my daughter. Anger and hate are just plain exhausting. I'll focus on the love, and just try to drown out the...
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inside it drives me crazy
my insecurities could eat me alive
but then I see my baby
suddenly I'm not crazy
it all makes sense when I look into her eyes"
Eminem (shaddup) "Haileys Song
I love my daughter. Anger and hate are just plain exhausting. I'll focus on the love, and just try to drown out the...
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user304975207:
Rubbing it in would be me telling you that right now Im eating In N Out right now. Cause I am. And when the hubby is here in July, my mom is getting us In N Out for my bday dinner.
user304975207:
Dominos shmominos. I can get that whenever I want.
"A crust of bread and a corner to sleep in,
A minute to smile and an hour to weep in,
A pint of joy to a peck of trouble,
And never a laugh but the moans come double;
And that is life!"
P.L. Dunbar
Word.
A big middle finger and a screaming "fuck you" to one particular lady....damnable assclown.
It sucks when the song you...
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A minute to smile and an hour to weep in,
A pint of joy to a peck of trouble,
And never a laugh but the moans come double;
And that is life!"
P.L. Dunbar
Word.
A big middle finger and a screaming "fuck you" to one particular lady....damnable assclown.
It sucks when the song you...
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user304975207:
All I need is my Converse and VANS and Im happy.
Well no thats a lie. But you know what I mean.
Well no thats a lie. But you know what I mean.
user304975207:
I live in my sandals. Or my VANS. I lurve them. Occasionally I slip into my blue sparkle chucks. But not often.
cranky bad, witty banter GOOD!!!
*chomp*