blindside

I could while away the hours
Conferrin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain
And my head, I'd be scratchin'
While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain.

I'd unravel ev'ry riddle
For any individ'le
In trouble or in pain

With the thoughts you'd be thinkin'
You could be another Lincoln,
If you only had a brain.

Oh, I could tell you why
The ocean's near the shore,
I could think of things I never thunk before
And then I'd sit and think some more.

I would not be just a nuffin'
My head all full of stuffin'
My heart all full of pain.
I would dance and be merry
Life would be a ding-a-derry
If I only had a brain--Whoa!

I hum and whistle this tune a lot..need to learn the words...

fun story from yesterday:
So I'm calling all these students who haven't paid their tuition yet...and let me tell you it's boring as fuck. I've mastered my little speech to speeding through it in 30 secinds. I have fun with it and match the timbre and tone of the answering machine speaker sometimes..
anyways
So I call this one girl (have my bigboy professional voice on) and ask for Jennifer. The girl who answers runs off, but I can still her as she yells "Jennifer, it's SOME GUY"
"Jennifer answers the phone, all breathless
"hello!?"
"Jenifer?"
"HEY!"
"yeah, this is David in the records office at.."
"oh..." (imagine the same "oh" you'd hear if you'd just said "yes, this is Satan, and not only am I taking away your soul, but also your birthday"

I started giggling at the poor girl at that point, lost my composure totally. She seemed SO excited to have me calling..I should have just went with it and pretended to be someone else..
owell..it amused ME..of course, I also amused myself by counting how many minutes it took to call individual letters of the alphabet. The S's took longest.
Q's were quickest.

Aint my life interesting?