blindside

I found this funny, I am passing it on.

So Jesse Jackson dies. He goes to Hell. Satan greets him as he arrives in Hell and says
"Welcome to Hell Jesse. I've got a little problem. You see, Hell is full, and I don't have room for you. Now, I'm not going to let YOU go to heaven, but I will let you pick someone already here to go to heaven, and you can take their place and their punishment."
Satan starts taking the good reverend on a tour of the individuals in their punishment.
First they come upon a lake where Ted Kennedy keeps swimming out, then falling back in.
"Oh no, I'm not a good swimmer" Jesse says "this one is not for me"
Nesxt they come upon Al Gore, who is busting a neverending pile of rocks with a sledgehammer.
"No, no" Jesse exclaims "I have a bad shoulder, and could never do that for eternity."
Next they come upon a room where they see a nude Bill Clinton chained to a wall. He is struggling for release as Monica Lewinsky kneels in front of him, doing what she is famous for.
"Well" says MR Jackson "I think I can handle that punishment...I'll pick this one"
"Ok" Satan says "Monica, you're free to go to Heaven now"

zing!!

I once got passed on the highway by Jesse Jackson in a limo. No shit. I saw him sitting in the back on a cell phone talking and waving his way down I-10.