"I've decided to quit trying to follow my dreams. From now on, I'm going to ask them where they are going, then hook up with them later"
Mitch Hedberg
Hey kids! I'm all in buy a new car mode. I did all the cleaning up and out of my current car, still trying to decide what exactly I want, but I'm stoked to be getting a new car.
I'm in a good mood. I'm also watching Princess Bride. I'm not sure if there's a coincidence there.
For all you D-Day veterans, happy June 6.
Only slightly sad note of the day....I woke up this morning to the irritating alarm clock instead of an angelic voice saying "daddy?"
I miss her already.
Mitch Hedberg
Hey kids! I'm all in buy a new car mode. I did all the cleaning up and out of my current car, still trying to decide what exactly I want, but I'm stoked to be getting a new car.
I'm in a good mood. I'm also watching Princess Bride. I'm not sure if there's a coincidence there.
For all you D-Day veterans, happy June 6.
Only slightly sad note of the day....I woke up this morning to the irritating alarm clock instead of an angelic voice saying "daddy?"
I miss her already.
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user304975207:
Wow. I wasnt being serious but.... 
Thank you
Thank you
user304975207:
Thank you for refraining. Luckily Ive been able to avoid the creepy guys on here. Oh wait, my first night I recieved an email from a guy telling me he wanted to see my boobs.