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Sunday Jun 05, 2005

Jun 5, 2005
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Dear supermarket girl,
I've seen you in there two days in a row. You even came and opened a register just for me today. You were all smiles.
So tell me, are you just a friendly gal, or are you checking out more than my groceries?
I'm a bit thick when it comes to you people of the opposite sex....it usually must come to something as subtle as beating me over the head with a loaf of french bread. Please keep this in mind.
I'll be needing more groceries soon, I'll be looking for your line. Please have that smile ready for me, it makes me feel sorta gooey inside.
Yours,
That shy guy with the extremely outgoing little 2-year-old.
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user304975207:
this is gonna sound weird but the last 2 guys I was in serious relationships with when you put our initals together it was bad.

B&S or B&J. Not good.

Now its B&P. Not bad. Or P&B. Still, not bad.
Jun 5, 2005
user304975207:
Bananas initials are HMS. I always tease her. Her Majestys Ship. Especially when she was chubby.
Taylors are boring. TRSS.
My brothers though, are SALT.
Jun 5, 2005

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