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Thursday May 26, 2005

May 26, 2005
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Well crap!
I didn't realize this was Memorial Day weekend till about 10 this morning.
That's what I get for never looking at a calendar, or reading a paper, or watching the news..
oops.

Seems I need to make some sorta plans, pronto.
I DO have plans Friday night, just some good self-destructive activity.
Otherwise, seems a barbecue may be necessary....

Ok, I deal with a lot of college kids every day for work, and let me tell you, the names these kids have nowadays are getting to be re-goddamn-diculous. So far, my top three horrid names are (in no particular order):
Bucky
This is just ASKING for your child to get a daily ass-kicking through most of elementary school, followed by life as a fraternity loser.
Shergula
wtf? really? why would you name your daughter this? Might as well start flushing her head in the toilet now to get her used to High School
and today's crapass name du jour: Velva
Seriously. Velva
Was Vulva already taken? Is her brother's name Aqua? or Panis?
Some people should lose their breeding AND naming rights.

Ok, how about you guys? Awful names you have encountered?
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
user304975207:
I am fully aware of how much we too can royally suck. I was just talking about Assclown cause hes the one I had a problem with.

Luckily Drummerboy is so amazing that he lets me know how amazing I am everyday. Even if I dont believe him.
May 26, 2005
rustgiraffe:
haha i'm only 17weeks in the picture, so i think i'm doing pretty good for the second time around.

bucky..someone was into way to much skateboarding. that is sad though.

some girl in my cousins highschool named her daughter pajama(as in the sleepwear..but calls her 'pa-ja-mo' cause she couldn't read. puke we also know peopel that named their kids maryjane..which i think is really sad.
May 27, 2005

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