blindside

Mitch Hedbergism (slightly altered):
"These pants are dry clean only. That means....they're dirty"

Inspired by the dirty dry-clean only pants lying in the corner over there.

I'm ready for the weekend! No plans, but that's a beautiful thing

There's this cute Canadian girl at work....her "aboot"s melt me. Owell, I'm sorta her supervisor...and she's married...
but it makes work a lot nicer, eh?

I don't like the word "blog". It sounds like a bodily function - and not one you'd share with others.

Anyways, as George Carlin would say..
"excuse me, I have nothing to say!"

So good time to exit, stage left.