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guess what movie this comes from.

" X-men baby stuff homes, all them costumes and super powers dont mean shit. Punisher kill them fools. he real hardcore

Ya right, ive seen a 6 foot white nigga standing on top of a roof blasting at cops"

"put the clock on them and ill tear their asses up"

emily:
HEY!That's MY movie...I made that one....ok not really..I don't even know what movie that is from.....eh....I suck ....
rawr_ima_monster:
wow I wish I knew, and I tried really hard to think about it.
-I simply must know or my head will pop.
bang,
Dave
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Well kill me now cause i let you down
I swear one day im gonna leave this town
yes! im leaving cause it just wont work
they act like romans but they dress like turks.
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rawr_ima_monster:
you called me an idiot in public, and now I am fascinated and want to be our pal...I cna't even begin to understand what sort of social issues that means I have.
-welcome to my world, name-calling friend,
Dave (barf! WORMS!)
rawr_ima_monster:
and now I do, my man.
-blarf,
Dave
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Ive been in a alot of fights in my life and i know that street fights have no rules. Ive done all the most dirtest tricks in the book: the irish kiss, eye gouge, biteing, hair pulling, head butts, jaw stomp, car door on the shoulder joint, you name it. but i have never wanted to do perninit damage to someone. i just try do...
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bletch:
I say we get married on halloween
emily:
NICE!I LOVE Halloween!!!=)
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well today i was taking a walk and this clown comes up and gives me a balloon. i hate clown but i like balloons so i didnt belt him in the mouth. I went to that anti-racist bands thing. it was pretty cool. i had a chance to go to moressy but passed it up.OH! Why is it so fucking hard to buy weed from...
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emily:
teeheewink
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it is my destiny to one day become shogun.

on that note. haikus for all my fave suicide girls
(in no particular order)

chole's:
chole's naked body
plato's quintesent pleasure
lust beyond measure

nic's:
little english lass
big ol balls as hard as brass
her booty will last

alice's:
nymph that eats choclet
how i want to smack that ass
but i hate her cats...
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emily:
Well I will be in Portland in October=)
emily:
awwww I love ya too.....=)
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it is my destiny to one day become shogun.

on that note. haikus for all my fave suicide girls

chole's: chole's naked body
plato's quintesent pleasure
lust beyond measure

nic's: little english lass
big ol balls as hard as brass
her beauty will last

alice's: nymph that eats choclet
how i want to smack that ass
but i hate her cats

al's: al in p.v.c...
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assface:
i think you should check cowboy bebop out. its one of my favorite things right now. since i dont really have friends in real life. its on cartoon network on saturday @ 11:30 (eastern) if you care. i thought salinger only did Catcher in the Rye for a while too but i recently found out he also wrote "Raise High the Roof beam, Carpenters", "Seymour an Introduction", and 2 stories that are kind of 1 called "Franny" and "Zooey"
assface:
yea i love home movies too. i never really payed attention to the other shows on adult swim but almost all of them are really funny. sealab is good too.
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living with a girlfriend sucks. you know when u start to live with a girl how things start to change.1st its the underware, how they used to wear that really sexy underwear all the time and how that transitions to the more modest cotton panties and then to the baggy "comfortible" stuff...like mom used to wear. or its the bathroom stuff. 1st the gril is...
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assface:
sounds like you need to watch the man show or something.
(but aside from that, good taste in movies/music/books)
assface:
sounds like you need to watch the man show or something.
(but aside from that, good taste in movies/music/books)
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I really think my roommates jank is gonna fall off. us 2 and a group of guys got stoned and played IRON DONG. (that game which a bunch of guys get togheter and loft racketballs at each other crotches and the last person in the circle is the man title IRON DONG,ya i know its spund reticent of a circle jerk but its nearly a...
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im got in the pdx on sat and i returned to find my roommate's new prince albert has turned his dick and balls dark blue and dark red alll over. he is terrifired of doctors and wont go to one. it looks like his dick is gonna fall off. he put some rubbing alcohol on it and it made a sound similer to a frying...
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bletch:
ok. now that u explained it, i kinda understand.
alice:
that sounds horrible! and quite scary. you might want to ask some sg members who have a pa about it. ask dr.h what his experiences were after having it pierced. otherwise, if he's not going to see a doctor, he should take the fucker out!

p.s. no dogs for me. not that i hate dogs, but i'm not really a dog person. i grew up with cats and never a dog. i just love kitties! i'm going to be a crazy old lady who has a million cats. plus it would just be too depressing to have a dog where i live now, and i just don't have the time for a dog. cats are a lot easier to take care of. and i hate dog slobber.
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I think this song is quite cool.

"sodnomy---you might think it very odd of me!
that i enjoy the act of sodomy.
you might call the wrath of god on me.

dont worry if u feel ashamed its been around for years
thousands before that cant be names are interested in reares.

dont worry about hell!
or harm to come to your soul.
were not...
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