bletch

living with a girlfriend sucks. you know when u start to live with a girl how things start to change.1st its the underware, how they used to wear that really sexy underwear all the time and how that transitions to the more modest cotton panties and then to the baggy "comfortible" stuff...like mom used to wear. or its the bathroom stuff. 1st the gril is always running water to make sure u didnt hear them using the bathroom. then as your relationship grows she dosnet mind peeing infront of you. then comes the gross stuff...like wipeing her ass infront of you, making u by tampons, changing tampons. or what about the diet. forget being able to drink whole milk...nooooo u gotta drink 2% like she dose. oh im sorry, are u a vegitarian? no, TOO BAD BECAUSE SHE IS AND THAT MEANS U HAVE TO BE TO. worst of all it comes to the movies. forget seeing cool movies that are raunchy and action packed...noooooo you gotta watch jane austin films, or movies that she knows are gonna make her cry but wants to see them anyway because she wants to "cuddle" with u later that night. Oh im sorry, do u like dogs? TOO BAD BECAUSE MY CATS IS MOVEING IN WITH US. Dont even metion sleeping togheter. instead of a manly bed with just two pillows sheets and a normal comforter you gotta have a bed thats all lacy and maggoty with millions of pillows as well as a comforter so thick with feels like someones sitting on your chest while your sleeping. not to mention the concept of personal space, no she finds it nesscay to latch onto like a leech. Oh and you cant have sex when u want to but its all right for her to wake u up in the middle of the night from a sound sleep because she is horny (not that im complaing but its a double standerd) but when she wakes u up just so u can give her head it becomes just plain wrong. Then when u start to strangle me to death during sex you just get scary. WHEW! sorry yall i just had to vent, memorys of living with a ABSOLUTLY LOONEY grilfried resurected them selves. Im sure that living with people isnt all bad.