bletch

I really think my roommates jank is gonna fall off. us 2 and a group of guys got stoned and played IRON DONG. (that game which a bunch of guys get togheter and loft racketballs at each other crotches and the last person in the circle is the man title IRON DONG,ya i know its spund reticent of a circle jerk but its nearly a hundred degrees over here and this is the only activity that allows to sit around in our underwear and smoke the dope, so sue me) well the moron said he wanted to play and took a shot to his junk and prompley pucked and then passesd out (for those of u that dont know, my roommate just got a Prince Ablert and it turned his wang dark blue and dark red all over and started pussing, he says its normal and wont go to the doctor). I think i should call an ambulence soon.

i found out i gotta leave for the amazon in 2 months. which would be cool since ive never been there but every other guy i know who went there has come back with some wicked as parasites. One guy got hot and jumed in the river and got some weird ass fish up his dick hole. oh and the worst thing is this species of ants called bullet ants that have these pinchers ten times bigger then their bodys and the sting has been compared to getting hit with a bullet. maybe i can get someone at my job to take my spot. *fingers crossed* GODDAME, I SAY GODDAME ITS FUCKING HOT OUT HERE! i saw this waterpark that im thinking of breaking into. anybody wanna come with me? iVE GOT WEED!!!!