I've been having the most bizarre dreams lately and figured i'd post them here:
last night i dreamt i went to a concert and i was hanging out with the band before the show and when it was time for them to go on stage, they handed me a golf club and said "If you can keep this for the whole show, we'll buy you a keg afterwards."
i take my seat (for some reason it was at the Target center...shudder) with the club on the floor at my feet. soon i'm approached by a security guard; a sweet old woman who is standing on the seat in front of mine, taking away my golf club. as she turns to walk away i sneakily grab the club from her back pocket. i turn back to enjoy the show but the cops have shown up and arrest two whole rows of people for holding dangerous weapons. they take us to the station in handcuffs and then we're all standing in a line for the police cashiers and we're told we have to pay a $500 fine.
i don't move. i stay put and everyone else moves forward to pay up. after everyone else has paid, the cops let us all go, including yours truely who never paid his fine. that's all I remember
i love it when i outsmart the authorities
last night i dreamt i went to a concert and i was hanging out with the band before the show and when it was time for them to go on stage, they handed me a golf club and said "If you can keep this for the whole show, we'll buy you a keg afterwards."
i take my seat (for some reason it was at the Target center...shudder) with the club on the floor at my feet. soon i'm approached by a security guard; a sweet old woman who is standing on the seat in front of mine, taking away my golf club. as she turns to walk away i sneakily grab the club from her back pocket. i turn back to enjoy the show but the cops have shown up and arrest two whole rows of people for holding dangerous weapons. they take us to the station in handcuffs and then we're all standing in a line for the police cashiers and we're told we have to pay a $500 fine.
i don't move. i stay put and everyone else moves forward to pay up. after everyone else has paid, the cops let us all go, including yours truely who never paid his fine. that's all I remember
i love it when i outsmart the authorities
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i've been having weird dreams lately, dunno why... the other night i was dreaming about a foremer classmate(whom i barely knew and wasn't the least bit attracted to when i had a class w/ him) taking off his dick for some reason and i snuck off with it.. well i dunno... just let me say it was a very odd dream.
(hi, nice to meet you. did i mention i like your tattoo?)
my dreams are usually pretty entertaining to remember, except when someone is trying to kill me...those ones not so much entertaining