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Tuesday Dec 24, 2002

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So this happened to my friend:

" So I had a girlfriend for all of 9 months. She dropped by one afternoon when I was sick with a pan of brownies and a video tape with the simpsons on it (my favorite show). so I start eating the brownies and turn on the tape. midway through it, it cuts to her sucking off some dude. his nuts in her mouth, she looks at the camera, and says "you're dumped. enjoy the brownies" - and spits the mouthful of cum into a bowl of brownie mix."

How FOUL IS THAT!

~Blayne
VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
hellkitten:
holy fuck!! either she's the biggest bitch or he was pretty nasty.

my friend Al told me about his friend inviting this girl home from the bar, after she had sucked him off he says, "bus fare's on the table" and turns over.

what's with some people?
Dec 24, 2002
gil:
should make copys and sell it on eBay

Happy Christmas

Dec 24, 2002

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