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kiss
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hellsforheroes:
wow am I feeling just about nothing...I have become comfortably numb.......3 feet thick like huey doesn't wanna be...huey the wanna be...haha...I am sorry for coherency, and minerals...minerals are hot...haha..oh my god...thank you for the writing space...and thank you...because.
binkymcqueen:
back at ya kitty kat...... EL SUICIDO LOCO
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today is my youngest son's birthday. he's now 6.

i have to brave chuck e. cheese with my ex husband, his new girlfriend and the hordes of screaming brats that flank said place.

i hear they have a 2 beer limit....

this is going to be a FUN day surreal surreal


Butch Walker - Best Thing You Never Had

Hello how you doing?
What's it like to...
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eatmyassyoufuck:
happy birthday thainiac! its my brothers birthday today too. hope the little monster had fun.
hellsforheroes:
I lost my transformer watch in the balls at chuck e cheese when i was little, and I am still haunted by the thought of the poor robot/watch at the bottom of the ball pit....I am going to go write a sonnet now...dedicated to my watch...rip watch.
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would you send me a message from the cloud you're on?
hellsforheroes:
why not...i'd send you a message from anywhere....but as for the clouds...totally overrated...at this point i get screwed up just to be normal..except....my dreams... i have dreams. I'd still send you a message while I was sleeping...if I could ever remember...maybe that's what I am doing sleep typing........
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i got me a toy...we all know how rad likes her toys....it's an electronic game even...20 Q....it'll fuck with your world.

premise.....
think of something, game asks you, yes, 20 questions and then guesses at what you're thinking of. if it can't do it in 20 it asks 5 more. questions like, "is it brown?" "is it flat?". i was thinking of a fart, IT...
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neodrunk:
i tried "condom" and "dildo"... it got neither.

i am smarter then that stupid little bugger!!!!!

tonguemiao!!
hellsforheroes:
I promise...cross my heart I'll show for a breakfast this month, but not this week...I have a little extra work on saturday morning...I am going to try to find a way to weasel out though...so give it like 50-50 odds...and umm...what about Eurasian Milfoil...or is that too tough for twenty questions...because if it is...I am smarter than the machine...but if it is on there I am going to run away in shame....
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go listen to the toadies. for real.

you know, i'll have a better journal soon.

i have a backache.....

go listen to the fucking toadies

kiss
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bias:
"Umm . . . ok?" Damn it, I always let people order me around. I should take a stand. "NO! I want to listen to le tigre." Whoa, that was awkward.
eatmyassyoufuck:
you should be a catholic, the way you shove your beliefs down other peoples throats!
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morning

light.

softly penetrating.
and we're breathing in
words, like liquid emotion
trapped in the distance
relayed through wired space

electricity pulse
eccentricity re pulse

movement
motion
bereavement
devotion

and we cause
this cause and effect
our contribution to our retribution
good
bad
divine
in line
with the audible atonement
of yet another climb.
chaos, be mine.

pulse
pulse
pulse
pulse

re pulse

radia


happy...
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hellsforheroes:
I am done writing...I am handing you my torch...ok I lied and am stealing some comment space for my own self agrandized fortune...all you'd have to do to make your dittie complete is do what all the other self important poets do...add some obscure words and mention a parent or something...but truth be told...I like it as is...effective...I hate words like effective.


the truth....nowhere near...liars...the doggone lot...fuck it, pick it Wilson, my son of gods, they must be, the must be friars of crazy, stir stick Rembrandts, castle walls of sand, walls of eyes at the bar, big bitch, big bird, cats, the hive, driven to reprieve, and sky dive, yeah yeah yeah, the rolled, joints serving beer on coasters, toasting masters of war, asylum orderlies, sleazy motels, cherry cricket philosophy, and mention it was me in the window etching skulls for circuses, for carcasses, cases of linking logs and primroses, mystery and the jibber jabber, idiot Jesus slander, bible died prose.
steel_talons:
The Force you speak of... hmm?
(I'm on a Star Wars binge)
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don't believe the hype


psssst, it's HUMP DAY!!!!!


*woot* ~begins to hump reader's leg...

HuMpHuMpHuMpbiggrin
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hellsforheroes:
Holy shit...Dr Phil is online....and umm..I want him as my friend..I am so Jealous..and I am still wondering how you live in My anus..ie hometown...and if you have an answer...I have but one other question...more like a statement..get out....unless you want to pay rent, and in that case its about 500 a month, sorry about electricity, I guess I could invest in some christmas lights with a battery pack, but the chances, not so hot....and if you get a place for a wireless router...computers are a-okay with me...we'll just have to use the jaws of life to get your stuff moved in...and a lifetime of KY...maybe not...yeah I don't think I am renting right now...so, squatting maybe legal, but that's a pun in it's own right......God this is horrific...I am going to go euthanize myself...see ya.
toneski:
whats soulseek? i need musical bliss to girl.

hear Jolie is coming here?
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4 days on soulseek, 126 albums later....jolie holland, zutons, two cow garage, weird war, superfriendz....

i think i have found something better than SEX!!!!!

and seeing as i am single and sexless, this pleases rad, muchly.
i swear to god the orgasm i had from finding that tex and the horseheads album was unmatched biggrin

mmmmmm, mmmusic........
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kurtz:
sounds like a good idea, ma'am.....
souljerk:
no phone call,,,

sounds like some one hass devloped drewaphobia?
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thought for the day:

there was a time when i could make a dysfunctional relationship work.....


whatever
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hellsforheroes:
what the hell, am i supposed to speak smily face......... surreal
hellsforheroes:
I can't even speak pig latin.....
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satyrday.

listen.....

carina round- the disconnection
nellie mckay- get out of my way (thanks tim)
joanna newsom - the milk-eyed mender

girls girls girls

kiss
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bias:
I saw you in real life . . .

It was way sweet . . . like crazy magic or somthing.
kurtz:
hi.... i just got nut-punched.... i am pissing blood.... other than that, i am happy happy.... pardon me while i writhe in pain.....