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blasfemme

east of eden, west of garbage town

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Saturday Mar 27, 2004

Mar 27, 2004
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ok, i am equipped ya'll. i was out banjo shopping today and bought a kazoo.

i know, i know, right now you're saying, "hey rad, a kazoo IS NOT a banjo". of course i do know this but the banjo i wanted was $400, and the kazoo was only $.99. what a deal!!! so, i bought 6 kazoos. you can NEVER have enough kazoos. i like giving away weird toys to my "growed up" friends. especially when they are drunk and can be coerced into just about anything. so, tonight i am stepping out on the town with my kazoos, my light up yo yo's, my 'evil clown homies' and my mad dork appeal.
if you'd like to be part of my traveling cirkus sideshow please call. solo kazoo is no fun. i say whisky should be involved as well...i like whisky....

*toodles off to get whisky playing barry manilow's "mandy" on kazoo*
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jerry031:
I wanna go, I wanna go!!!!! Oh yeah, I'm in fucking Korea, not Minesota. Oh well. Banjos scare me. Not the sounds they make or the way they look; just how extremely difficult a good banjo player makes playing the banjo look. I can't even figure out how to finger-pick "House of the Rising Sun" on guitar without fucking it up. Bah! being musically talented is severely under-rated anyway. Miss you much, we need to hook up again soon. Enjoy th whiskey and kazoos. Love and kiss

p.s. yes, I do know I made my own argument for being musically talented. tongue
Mar 27, 2004
halsonic:
You play Banjo? That kicks ass!
I just got new strings for my guitar which I haven't played in 6 years. I am going to start up again, I think Aidan would get a kick out of it.

I have always wanted to play Banjo though, ever since I saw Steve Martin play it.
Mar 28, 2004

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