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OMG! Tech N9ne's "Am I a Psycho" video just premiered! If you are a fan of horror films, I suggest you check it out...

http://www.mtv.com/videos/tech-n9ne/726852/am-i-a-psycho.jhtml#id=1568964

FUCK stupid people! I thought up this quote to really summarize a customer I just talked to...

"If you shot yourself in the foot, would you blame the doctor for your wound?"


Stupid people and computers don't mix. Idiocracy wasn't just a movie, It was a fucking wake up call....

Dear SuicideGirls.com.....fix your goddamn sets, they keep displaying way off center....I wanna see titties for fucks sake!

I wish I could bend my cold over and fuck it in the ass!! I hate this shit!! Working 6 days straight with mega homework doesn't help either......

OMG! This is sooo win that I had to post it, Voodou, and anyone else that's a Star Wars, Zombie, etc, this page is for you! Already ordered my Darth Vader Hoodie, going to get a Jedi Padawan Bathrobe later, hehe

http://www.thinkgeek.com/interests/halloween/e774/?cpg=fbl_e774

I have a new hobby....I like to listen to Praise and Worship music (contemporary christian cheesy acoustic music) while I carouse this site....yes I'm going to hell! haha

I did it! My hair is GONE! If you had me on Facebook you would have already known this and had photographic proof!

Happy International Bacon Day everyone! My lady is finishing up a yummy breakfast and then it's off to hike the Oneonta Gorge!!

Well the Soapbox Derby was a blast! Not as many cars as last year, but very original indeed! I will be posting pics soon.... It wouldn't be a true Portland event if you didn't have your mentally insane bicyclist wielding a knife and threatening others....

Then we hit up Baconfest...the coolest thing about this event was the tshirts....seriously. Pretty disappointed as there was a total...
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River fun tomorrow and nudie beach on Saturday! This weekend = fun in the sun!