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Fucking X factor. Fucking stupid steaming turds karaokefying my favourite songs from days of old. Bonnie Tyler and Janis Joplin. Ho yeah. Weak stupid silky haired whiney lip gloss biotches straining their way through total eclipse of the heart. Wheres the passion? Waving their arms around and making stupid faces at the camera. Retched! As if that wasnt bad enough, I was further horrified by some other insipid bint doing Janis Joplins piece of my heart whiney whiney horse hooey! Wanna rub shit in her face give it some oomph! Give it some passion! Sing it like you mean it girly she was singing the most important thing being hitting the right notes... Argh it pisses me off. Oh well. Its only a stinking t.v programme. Atleast it reminded me to listen to some Janis Joplin.

Anyhoo I did get ill. Im ill right now. Runny nose, headachy, breathless, sore throat etc. Just a cold but oh how I hate it. Yesterday, I ate good comfort food. For breakfast I had a banana, then I ate a vegan cheese toasty sandwich. Then for lunch I ate slimy salty fried aubergines and courgettes with broccoli and brown rice and orange juice and then I had grapes and Satsuma and then I had a banana smoothie (w/cinnamon!). Then for dinner I had pitta bread filled with hummus and carrot and lettuce and tomato.
That was good

And now Im drinking another banana smoothie (w/cinnamon!) and later I will eat pumpkin. How festive.

There is an extreme lack of good vegan eateries in north London, I have discovered.

Now, wheres Jenna with the news of the world?