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Tuesday Oct 20, 2009

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Man, I was so on a roll after work today. Made it to the bank without problems, got a money order, applied for and was approved for my new apartment (yays!), picked up a perscription I have been waiting on, so I was feeling pretty damn happy. Then I notice a suspcious looking memo on all the apartments in my (now old) apartment building. There is clip-art cat on the top. It reads:



SIERRA PARK MEMO PLEASE READ
(CAT)

(it's in all caps, but that pisses me off, so i'm not going to do that)

It has come to my attention tha the west side address
IS HAVING AN EXPLOSION OF STRAY CATS
Yes they are cute, but we can not encourage them to come back on the property.

Any body with a bowl of food or water in front of the door will be charged a pet fee and pet rent. You need to adopt one or ignore them.

You can not have more than 2 pets of any kind in your apartment. Cats need to be indoors, if ourside they need to be spayed or neutered.

Do not encourage these strays, they will multiply and be out of control.

They will find food somewhere else, they are very resiliant creatures.

Sincerely
A lover of cats myself
Apartmnet Manager.



I was taken aback honestly, there are so amny points I wanted to pick at this "memo", but I decided to collect myself and write down my response. Here is what I came up with



SIERRA PARK-
(The ironic thing is that I write in all caps, but always type correctly for some reason. Pet Peevs.)

It has come to my attention that you have decided to pass along your communities stray animal problem to your residents instead of taking action yourself.

I would suggest calling animal control or better yet, a no kill shelter or staying out of things entirely.

It really is not fair to ask us to watch these small cats wither away and die without doing anything.

Sincerely
A Lover of All Things Fair and Just
Blanch



I feed these cats all the time, the kittens are tiny! Just skin and bones, I cannot just let them starve. Since I pay pet rent and am moving in T-Minus 7 days, I went outside and poured some food in the grassy knoll in front of the building. Fuck them.





I posted my note on the clip by my door. Now i am back to feeling happy, it worked!!

VIEW 19 of 19 COMMENTS
padre:
At the moment I'm doing fine, we will see in the next few hours how I'll be feeling though
Oct 21, 2009
aldremech:
Always room for boobies at the glory hole hun. You know this wink
Oct 22, 2009

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