blaino

So there I was dreaming this wonderful dream....

I was driving an old '57 pink Cadillac and I had just grabbed a coffee or something. I was sitting in this parking lot, and I see this beautiful woman sitting outside this strip club. I decide to cruise over to her and say hi. When I get there she is distraught and angry. I ask her if she wants to get in and tell me about it. She agrees, but only if she can drive. I say okay and she pulls out of the parking lot, and then back in (it's a dream, don't ask). I decide to scoot closer to her, and sit in the middle. It's an old Chevy, so there is a bench and when I go and put my seat belt on, I just happen to touch her ass. She giggles and tells me how pissed off she is at her boss and how she is just going to sit outside and get paid. We talk and somehow she decides to give me a lap dance in the car. She sits on my lap and.... Farts.

This was a real dream, and all this really happened. This has got to be the weirdest thing that has ever happened to me. As it turns out, my dog, who snores, may have induced this passing of gas. Still, I thought it was some funny shit.

Blaino
Anyone else ever gotten a lap dance and had a stripper fart in your face? Lol... I need to lay off the drugs...