"if sex were fast food, you'd have arches over your bed." -designing women
so this guy i work with came over last night.
at 3:30am.
nope. blaine was good. no sex...but there was a hell of a lot of other stuff goin on.
his name is jereme and he lives with my other coworker josh...who i used to screw. god damnit i get myself into so much trouble.
jereme is half black...and i can honestly say i've never been with a guy of another race. even though he's only half of one. its like...i hate chest hair. hate it. but his...isn't so bad. i actually like it. mmmmm....he is definately delicious....i'm gonna have a lot of fun with this one, guys.
so I hear that led fucking zeppelin is doing a reunion tour in 2006. someone at the bar told me this last night and i just about creamed my pants. i would travel all over america to see that reunion!
oh and my dumbass set off the alarm last night. ugh im so pissed. i got pretty drunk while closing up the bar and i set the alarm...you only have 30 seconds to unlock the door and get out or the alarm sets off. well i couldn't unlock the door in time. the alarm goes off...some lady from the alarm company calls me...my boss was pissed and asked me why i was there like an hour past close...
what a fucking mess. but hey i got a piece last night so i guess everything worked out in the end.
haha.
in the end...
xoxo
so this guy i work with came over last night.
at 3:30am.
nope. blaine was good. no sex...but there was a hell of a lot of other stuff goin on.
his name is jereme and he lives with my other coworker josh...who i used to screw. god damnit i get myself into so much trouble.
jereme is half black...and i can honestly say i've never been with a guy of another race. even though he's only half of one. its like...i hate chest hair. hate it. but his...isn't so bad. i actually like it. mmmmm....he is definately delicious....i'm gonna have a lot of fun with this one, guys.
so I hear that led fucking zeppelin is doing a reunion tour in 2006. someone at the bar told me this last night and i just about creamed my pants. i would travel all over america to see that reunion!
oh and my dumbass set off the alarm last night. ugh im so pissed. i got pretty drunk while closing up the bar and i set the alarm...you only have 30 seconds to unlock the door and get out or the alarm sets off. well i couldn't unlock the door in time. the alarm goes off...some lady from the alarm company calls me...my boss was pissed and asked me why i was there like an hour past close...
what a fucking mess. but hey i got a piece last night so i guess everything worked out in the end.
haha.
in the end...
xoxo
L8ers,
Ben