Ever ask urself questions that make you wonder?
Are you breaking the law if you drive past those road signs that say "Do Not Pass"?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
If your car says Dodge on the front of it, do you really need a horn?
If you're a kleptomaniac, is there something you can take for it?
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
If the product says "Do not use if seal is broken", how are you supposed to open it and use it?
Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?
The Scarecrow got a brain, Tin Man got a heart, Lion got courage, Dorothy got home, what did Toto get?
If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
other news: i am doing the whole dreads thing. so any advice, let me know.
CB: I'm gonna come collect from you. so just be ready, with your hands tied to the bed.
Love you all
Are you breaking the law if you drive past those road signs that say "Do Not Pass"?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
If your car says Dodge on the front of it, do you really need a horn?
If you're a kleptomaniac, is there something you can take for it?
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
If the product says "Do not use if seal is broken", how are you supposed to open it and use it?
Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?
The Scarecrow got a brain, Tin Man got a heart, Lion got courage, Dorothy got home, what did Toto get?
If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
other news: i am doing the whole dreads thing. so any advice, let me know.
CB: I'm gonna come collect from you. so just be ready, with your hands tied to the bed.
Love you all
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Why do we drive on parkways, and park on driveways?
Why are they called apartments, when they are so close togther?
Jumbo Shrimp???
Army Intelligance??
if the suffix pro means for, and the suffix con means against, does that mean the oppisite of PROgress, is CONgress??
Why is it called a television set, you olny get one?
Why do they call it a toothbrush, most of us have more than one tooth(teeth)
When people go to the restroom, why do they say i gotta take a piss, when in fact they are leaving a piss?
Why do people pay tens of thousands of dollars for a brand new car, and then park it in the driveway, when all they have in their garage is a bunch of worthless shit?
have you ever bought a "pair" of jeans??.......you really olny get one
i ask myself questions that make me wonder constantly...it's what keeps my brain stimulated.
here's the one most recently that seven-mag reminded me of (by the way, pair of jeans...i'm assuming each leg is considered one.)
why the hell do people have to 'piss like racehorses'? do racehorses really have to go that badly?
my answer: i've never known racehorses to have to go real badly, so i altered the phrase for myself; i have to pee like a frightened froggy. now i KNOW those mother fuckers will piss all over you when you scare them; once i picked up a frog at my grandma's complex's pool, and he peeeed all over my hand. i took him home anyway. funtimes.