blackphoenix

Apparently it's my turn:

The Seven Things List Brought To You By BlackPhoenix

7 things to do before I die
1. See the Aurora Australis or Aurora Borealis
2. Win the Judge's Choice at Cannes
3. Settle down with someone
4. Sing in public
5. Learn another language and culture
6. Buy a house and renovate it
7. Get stoned.

7 things I cannot do
1. Give away my teddy bears
2. Tolerate arrogance
3. Stay put
4. Say the perfect comeback in the moment it's needed
5. Swim in the ocean
6. Go down an escalator wearing stilettos
7. Juggle

7 things I usually say
1. *monkey noises*
2. Fucktard
3. Chicken pie
4. You smell.
5. You'll always regret what you didn't do more than you'll regret what you did do
6. You fuckers ate my pineapple!
7. Boys are smelly, let's throw rocks at them

7 good books
1. The Silmarillion by JRR Tolkien
2. To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee
3. Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas by Hunter S Thompson
4. Falling Leaves by Adeline Yen Mah
5. Tales Of The Otori (trilogy) by Liam Hearn
6. The Illiad by Homer
7. 1984 by George Orwell

7 good movies
1. Billy Madison
2. Amelie
3. Pirates Of The Caribbean
4. Chicago
5. The Matrix
6. The Fifth Element
7. Memoirs of a Geisha

Will tag people when I work out who hasn't been tagged yet!