blackphoenix

I only just realised this today. I am a chronic offender at having inappropriate crushes. Just to demonstrate:

- my debating coach in yr 11, who was seven years older than me, and an alcoholic
- a guy who's hooked up with nearly every girl he knows
- my bitchy boss (2nd job)
- all my gay male friends
- my boss's boyfriend, who was also my colleague (last job)
- a team leader who was 12 years older than me (last job)
- my ex's best mate
- my ex's other best mate
- my ex (post-breakup)
- a guy I met online (but in my defence, I only started liking him after I met him for real)

And now, to top it all off, the latest is a girl I work with. Pretty smile Which would normally be awesome, but I'm her supervisor.

Oops.

And after all that, I'm still desperate and dateless.

Damn I'm bad at this. Where are all the nice, early-20-something attractive straight guys who earn a respectable living in a job that I have nothing to do with?

Fuck it. If I get a chance with Mr Internet Dude or Ms Pretty Smile then I'm damn well taking it

I am woman, hear me meow.