blackphoenix

Damn doctor. It's all his fault. My theory is, he took my temperature wrong when I faked a sickie on Tuesday, and when he showed it to me, my brain was like, "Oh my God! 38 degrees! We must be getting sick!". And then my body played sheep and was like, "OK, brain must be right, let's get sick now." So now I'm coughing and spluttering and shaking and I look like I'm sunburnt across my face. Just because the doctor took my temperature wrong.

So I'm not really sick, it's actually just a silly mistake.

Besides, I've already had my fair share of sick for one year. It can't be possible for me to now have something else!

Berk.