more from my book
Chapter 9: A Core Charge, You Still Don't get it after the tenth time i've explained it!
Chapter 10: It's cheaper across the river
Chapter 11: I need an water pump for my Chevy small block. It doesn't matter what year or model THEY'RE ALL THE SAME,
Chapter 12: You're an asshole because you won't price match this $2.50 no name wheel bearing from ebay.
Chapter 13: What do you mean you don't sell Christmas lights - i want to talk to your manager
Chapter 14: I bought a vehicle out of my league, and it's your fault i can't afford the parts to fix it
Chapter 15: We'll according the internet.............
Chapter 16: Did you really expect your $17.99 brake pads to be made in Canada
Chapter 17: We Close in 5 minutes......... Well will you wait, i'm driving in from the Bruce Mines
Chapter 18: When your kid knocks over an entire bin of nuts and bolts, don't look over the the sales guy and
say "boy thats gonna suck for you to clean up:
Chapter 19: What is the carbon content of the steel in the premium vs. economy rotors
Chapter 20: No sorry i don't remember talking to you about a Lada Niva 7 months ago
Chapter 21: I have an 86 firebird 305, with twin superchargers, it's a rare factory car. picked it up for 500 bucks, kid didn't know what he had!
Chapter 22: what would take for me to talk you outta those chrome vents visors
Chapter 23: i need and union to join 7/16 standard flare to 10mm bubble
Chapter 24: what do you use to cut brake line? i tried an exacto knife it didn't work
Chapter 25: i need an oil based non flammable lubricant
Chapter 26: your headlight bulb is $7.99 .... ughhh do you have an economy version
Chapter 27: Sorry i forgot what i came here for
Chapter 28: Hey rummy, liquor store is across the parking lot, your too hammered to figure that out
Chapter 29: Hey im gonna change my fuel pump in the parking lot, can i use some of those tools on the display board
Chapter 30: im writing this from jail because i finally snapped and stabbed a customer in the throat
Chapter 9: A Core Charge, You Still Don't get it after the tenth time i've explained it!
Chapter 10: It's cheaper across the river
Chapter 11: I need an water pump for my Chevy small block. It doesn't matter what year or model THEY'RE ALL THE SAME,
Chapter 12: You're an asshole because you won't price match this $2.50 no name wheel bearing from ebay.
Chapter 13: What do you mean you don't sell Christmas lights - i want to talk to your manager
Chapter 14: I bought a vehicle out of my league, and it's your fault i can't afford the parts to fix it
Chapter 15: We'll according the internet.............
Chapter 16: Did you really expect your $17.99 brake pads to be made in Canada
Chapter 17: We Close in 5 minutes......... Well will you wait, i'm driving in from the Bruce Mines
Chapter 18: When your kid knocks over an entire bin of nuts and bolts, don't look over the the sales guy and
say "boy thats gonna suck for you to clean up:
Chapter 19: What is the carbon content of the steel in the premium vs. economy rotors
Chapter 20: No sorry i don't remember talking to you about a Lada Niva 7 months ago
Chapter 21: I have an 86 firebird 305, with twin superchargers, it's a rare factory car. picked it up for 500 bucks, kid didn't know what he had!
Chapter 22: what would take for me to talk you outta those chrome vents visors
Chapter 23: i need and union to join 7/16 standard flare to 10mm bubble
Chapter 24: what do you use to cut brake line? i tried an exacto knife it didn't work
Chapter 25: i need an oil based non flammable lubricant
Chapter 26: your headlight bulb is $7.99 .... ughhh do you have an economy version
Chapter 27: Sorry i forgot what i came here for
Chapter 28: Hey rummy, liquor store is across the parking lot, your too hammered to figure that out
Chapter 29: Hey im gonna change my fuel pump in the parking lot, can i use some of those tools on the display board
Chapter 30: im writing this from jail because i finally snapped and stabbed a customer in the throat
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
hardticket:
Chapter 30 is the best. My girlfriend works in a tattoo shop and gets the same brand of douche nozzle. (how much for "insert word"? Well how much if i get it done one letter at a time?)
blackjacket:
Chapter 31: do i look like a fucking pirate, no i don't know whats wrong with your sail boat