blackjackdrac

heres a piece of my Match.com profile,its been up for a year,I forgot about it,and it didn't get one hit and you'd think this would get some type of response,I must've been or drunk,

About me and who I'd like to meet
200 lb loser with no hair and a constant craving for Jack Daniels and also a health nut but I don't workout I'm always with easy women who I actually hate but they give it up I hope you will too I the smartest man on this planet but not on my home planet of Quybert I can take you there just take these pills theres a loaded kitchen with your name on it so make me a ham sandwich but I don't eat pork they smell like cops I hate cops someday I hope to be a cop emergency mam can i help you if i were a cop I'd look at myself the mirror and punch my face repeatly increasing the strength of each blow just so I punch a cop everyday and get away with it I'd hit myself until I knocked myself out hey notice that myself is lined three times in row neat huh I have other tricks too like look did you see that I just the cat like the movie The Jerk and I am one...

I like girl with two hands two arms to hug me and tickle me like a drunken Elmo caught in the rain on MDMA I like to go in a dance club alnite she need to go there with me and move to music in a pattern that is in line with the modern music that would playing at the club and dance until they kick us out and we go to breakfast and reinact the scene from Swingers and tell Mikey hes all growns up we can go fishing or dress up Halloween on Thursday its a good day she has to like the fact that I am heavily sedated right now I'm so sorry for everything I did need to do this to you don't cry I'll do it for you