Ahh the Fourth of July,a mixture of heaven,hell and lots of Jack Daniels and Das Komet.
Hmm,lets see I drove to Orlando at around 110 mph the whole way to save time and end up having to supposedly knowledgable police officers give me wrong directions.So I spent roughly two hours driving around downtown,oh and having every other street blocked off really helped.
Ended up on Orange Blossom Trail,thats not good,just hookers and gangstas and crack whore strip clubs,yeah me again.Finally I decided to give up and just go home.Well I fucked that up too.Got stuck in traffic and ended up back in downtown.
Then I just happened to notice Stacie walking down the street.Yelled to her to confirm it was her,and probably came off looking like some idiotic girls gone wild fanboy or something.Wow this is getting long.
So anyways I got to hang out and drink some really cool people.If I came off as a drunken pyscho,my bad,I just wanted to be a lil crazy instead of just sitting in the corner.Ran around like a goofball with my horn hat on,throwing stickers at everyone and tagging Stacie and MrMann repeatedly.But besides that it was really nice to meet you all,Stacie,Nitrous,Nixion,Sadie,Jamie,Joe,Sebsis,MrMann,BatAttack,flb0y..and of course edison23.
Oh yeah,the way home,hmm yep I took the wrong turn and ended up on the far west end of Orlando and was completely lost.Not good driving around lost,drinking and on the 4th.So I try to go get a hotel room.umm yeah $10 left in my pocket.Funny thing (not really) $10 isn't enough to get a hotel room for any amount of time ,but it could've bought one bought one of the hookers on O.B.T.nasty...so I drove home ,got in around 5:30 am ,passed the fuck out woke up late went to work and oh yea I was covered in glitter!
thats my novel
Hmm,lets see I drove to Orlando at around 110 mph the whole way to save time and end up having to supposedly knowledgable police officers give me wrong directions.So I spent roughly two hours driving around downtown,oh and having every other street blocked off really helped.
Ended up on Orange Blossom Trail,thats not good,just hookers and gangstas and crack whore strip clubs,yeah me again.Finally I decided to give up and just go home.Well I fucked that up too.Got stuck in traffic and ended up back in downtown.
Then I just happened to notice Stacie walking down the street.Yelled to her to confirm it was her,and probably came off looking like some idiotic girls gone wild fanboy or something.Wow this is getting long.
So anyways I got to hang out and drink some really cool people.If I came off as a drunken pyscho,my bad,I just wanted to be a lil crazy instead of just sitting in the corner.Ran around like a goofball with my horn hat on,throwing stickers at everyone and tagging Stacie and MrMann repeatedly.But besides that it was really nice to meet you all,Stacie,Nitrous,Nixion,Sadie,Jamie,Joe,Sebsis,MrMann,BatAttack,flb0y..and of course edison23.
Oh yeah,the way home,hmm yep I took the wrong turn and ended up on the far west end of Orlando and was completely lost.Not good driving around lost,drinking and on the 4th.So I try to go get a hotel room.umm yeah $10 left in my pocket.Funny thing (not really) $10 isn't enough to get a hotel room for any amount of time ,but it could've bought one bought one of the hookers on O.B.T.nasty...so I drove home ,got in around 5:30 am ,passed the fuck out woke up late went to work and oh yea I was covered in glitter!
thats my novel
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The next event should be in Tampa!!!