blackheart42

I work with too many kids. They couldn't name movie quotes for shit. And some of them were REAL easy ones. Classics everyone in their right mind should have seen. They ranged from the easy, "Are you a good witch, or a bad witch?" To the really cool, "It's 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes,...
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Fick off cup!

I have come here to chew bubblegum, and kick ass.
And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Ahh can't you feel it. The holiday season is upon us. The griping, the complaining, bitching about every little thing that we fucked up in the past year. I love it. What's supposed to be the happiest time of the year is the most depressing time for more than half the population.
Reminds me of a song by Fear

Don't dispair,
Just because it's Christmas....
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Just got invited to a concert that's supposed to be going on in Charlotte in December. Going to be CKY, Clutch, Him, The Bloodhound Gang, and another one I can't remember. The guy telling me about it can't remember exactly when though, but I'll be going free, with backstage passes. It's damn good to know people on the inside who can get me free shit.

It is almost time. I must remain completly calm. I can do it I know I can... Oh fuck it. HALLOWEEN IS ALMOST HERE!!!! (insert sound of squeeling little girl here)

Ahhh. Just got a piece for my Halloween costume that I've actually wanted since I was about 8 or so. A cricket bat. Now I don't know shit about cricket, read about it once, my head hurt. But when I saw the bat I HAD to have one. Don't remember which of two places I first saw one though. Either from This is Spinal Tap,...
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Ahhh tis almost time. Halloween draws upon us and I can't wait. Although i have to wait on the final parts of my costume to arrive. I love seeing the look on people's faces when I tell them I'm going as one of the cartoon characters from my childhood. When they find out who, they kinda realize. I am going as the sports obsessed vigilante...
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I need to get into television. I have an idea for the ultimate 'reality' show. Now, first off, I HATE reality tv. Why? Well first off it's not reality, it's too much fake drama bullshit. Second... I get hooked on the shit too easy.
But anyway, my idea.
MURDER IN THE DARK
Take a group of people with absolutly nothing to live for. Death row...
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I can feel it in the air. It is almost time. Ren Fest is on the way. I fucking love tyhat shit! Dressing in the coolest clothes imaginable and walking around with a sword on one hip and a war hammer on the other. For someone who hates guns this is a dream come true.
Time for the pirate I become to reemerge from my...
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Ahhh, just got ahold of alot of songs by one of my favorite bands. Goblin. The greatest soundtrack band ever. I think I have now found the song that can elevate me to a better mood no matter what. From the album Volo, Polvere Blu. Now I just need to learn Itallian so I can figure out what the fuck he's saying.