blackguarding

Its a strange thing.

When an unhappy person suddenly becomes overwhelmingly happy... old comforts like drugs and booze get boring, and life starts to glow.

For years, I've dreaded waking up to Mondays. Today, I couldn't possibly be happier.

For years, not a single Saturday went by without getting wasted and dumb. This last Saturday I was dry as a bone, and it was one of the best days I've seen in years.

The only problem with all this...

My jaw is about to fall off from all of the

Please don't wake me up.