blackbettiepaige

So, I was reading an article today on Paul Mooney and how he has retired using the word "Ni**a" in his skits. He stated that back in the 70s, Richard Pryor and himself were using the words like alcoholics because they wanted to desensitize people from the hatred that was behind the "Ni**er." Any of you that knows Paul Mooney, knows that half of his jokes has the Ni**er word in it. The reporter asks that he give an example of one his jokes without the word Ni**er in it....and I just thought this was the most hilarious joke ever:

There was a white lady baking a cake for her little white son. She turned her back and he took the chocolate icing and smeared it on his face and said, "Mommy, look! I'm black!" She slaps him and says, "Don't ever do that again. Now go tell your father what you did." So the boy goes to his father and does the same thing and gets slapped again. The father sends him to his grandfather, and he does it again, and the grandfather slaps him, too. So the boy goes back to his mother, and she says, "Well, Timmy, what have you learned today?" He says, "I learned I've only been black five minutes and I already hate white people."

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL