ok... so you all tell me how i should feel about this email i got from some random dude im friends with who lives on base and i only know him through myspace... weve never talked...
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Subject:
so yesterday...
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in my second ibolc course (yay?!?!?) some guys were sitting around gossiping. well, its probably not gossiping, but similar. perhaps you already know this is what ibolc guys do for the hours and hours of nothing to do. anyways... there was a conversation about a girl with pink hair. with a small some kind of dog. and a boyfriend with like 15 screws in his legs. or something along those facts. anyways, it is someones neighbor. they mentioned the pink hair and you are the only girl in town i know that fits that description. so by the way, dont go robbing any banks. the other stuff is fuzzy, but i think they said a mini rotweiler. and i think you said something about your husbands legs.
anyways, they say she made too much noise during sex. very loud. even with the broken leg stuff. :p
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i can only laugh at the fact that
a: people know me because im the only chick with pink hair
b: all dudes gossip so much
and c: they complain about hearing a girl during sex...
i never thought i was so loud... these fucking base houses walls are like PAPER... daymn.
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Subject:
so yesterday...
Body:
in my second ibolc course (yay?!?!?) some guys were sitting around gossiping. well, its probably not gossiping, but similar. perhaps you already know this is what ibolc guys do for the hours and hours of nothing to do. anyways... there was a conversation about a girl with pink hair. with a small some kind of dog. and a boyfriend with like 15 screws in his legs. or something along those facts. anyways, it is someones neighbor. they mentioned the pink hair and you are the only girl in town i know that fits that description. so by the way, dont go robbing any banks. the other stuff is fuzzy, but i think they said a mini rotweiler. and i think you said something about your husbands legs.
anyways, they say she made too much noise during sex. very loud. even with the broken leg stuff. :p
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i can only laugh at the fact that
a: people know me because im the only chick with pink hair
b: all dudes gossip so much
and c: they complain about hearing a girl during sex...
i never thought i was so loud... these fucking base houses walls are like PAPER... daymn.
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goontastic:
I'm more alarmed by his grammatical errors, and the fact that it took him an entire paragraph to say, "People hear you getting laid."
01_conservative:
Keep in mind what you do can reflect on your husband since he is an officer, but if he is ok with what you do then just be you. Don't worry about officers at any bolc course, they are just bored. I am at bolcIII at Ft Jackson and am so bored I spend half my day on the site.