I hate the opening to any interview. The interviewer is forced to kiss ass for the first five sentences, saying things like he means so much to me, he is my favorite, he changed my life. I know interviewers must get real horny to talk to celebrites and must masturbate to licking their ass until they hang up and thats that..
Maybe my life doesn't change as much as an interviewers.

Maybe my life doesn't change as much as an interviewers.